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    Default Politics.ie sniglets.

    Politics.ie sniglets:

    Polanthrobe – n. Respected fellow-member of POl.ie
    Polomnia – n. Disorder in which members binge read 98 page threads at 2am. To suffer from Polomnia .
    Polomnic – adj. & n. Excessive logging in and reading of threads on Public V private sector or Feelings of exhaustion brought on by polomnia.
    Polifite – n. Describes your other half who understands your need to log in. (or any pol.ie Sympathiser)
    Indymesian – adj. person or info from another site) e.g. ’That information is ‘Indymesion’ in nature)
    Grenoside – n . The act of putting up an anti-Catholic or anti-gay Marriage thread on Pol.ie
    Grenessence – n. Ocular dysfunction caused by staring at the florescent greenness of TA’s rep.
    Microverd – n. A new member with one grey box.
    Monoverd – n. Long time Poster with one green or one red box.
    Degreen – V. To go into red squar’edness. Can be V. traumatic. Not to be confused with the monoverd.
    Transrep – V. Poster in Leinster forum gives rep to person in Munster forum or visa versa.
    Reposphere – n. Where green boxes come from. Also where DC lives.
    Greelite (gree' lite) - n. Person who suffers from Rep envy.
    Repoplexia – n. Sufferer does not understand how rep works . Can also describe the uncontrollable urge to constantly check one’s rep ie.To be Repoplexic
    Repibulous – adj. Couldn’t careless about rep - Just posts the first thought that comes into their head.
    Squarism – n. prejudice or discrimination on the basis of boxes regardless of colour.
    Squarist – n. a poster who comments (positivly or negativly) on another persons rep.
    A circle – n. A person who swears that they are now leaving a thread ,but returns for one last insult.
    Negotile – n. Posters who gets an unnatural satisfaction from dishing out neg rep .
    Squarite – n. A fellow red-box sympathizer.
    Threadist – n. Person who only reads threads in the Oireachtas or Tribunals Forum.
    Replogue – n. Any thread about reputation.
    Repophobia – n. intense fear of little green boxes. To be 'Repophobic' adj.

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    Fantastic. *rep for you*

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    Extremely clever and well thought out - 10/10

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    Well done cakeordeath, very amusing!
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    Quote Originally Posted by David Cochrane View Post
    Fantastic. *rep for you*
    .....out & proud polanthrobe!

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    Those are actually really good and very entertaining. I am a Cakeophile. Excellent work.

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    Threadulous - adj. A newspaper article, event, or thought that will allow you to start a thread.
    Threadulosity - adj. Degree of the above, measured in "thanks".
    Threadulist - n. Person who reads media sources with an eye to threadulous material.
    Threadomites - n. Posters who say your thread is clever without actually having the decency to use the Thanks button.
    Postulate - n. The sudden mental emergence of a post, particularly a startlingly clever rebuttal or point.
    Postulancy - n. The state of needing to commit the post immediately before it is forgotten or someone else does it.
    Postulant - n. A poster in the above state, recognisable by clenched expression and muttering, with spasmodic typing gestures.
    Postumous - adj. Dying to post.
    Realivancies - n. Annoying real world things you have to deal with before you can post.
    Preposterant - n. The bastard who posts your clever point while you're dealing with realivancies.
    Posteria - n. Compulsive checking to see whether people have recognised/responded to your clever post.
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    Posterior: A poster who makes asinine comments and is widely regarded as spreading sh!t or kissing ass
    Usage: When it came to Bertie Tonys was his Posterior.

    Post-Facto: The habit of posting without having checked your facts
    usage: That OP was Post-Facto

    Postradamus: A poster who knows what will happen before anyone else.
    Usage: Factual went all Postradamus when he heard MRBI had a poll out.
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    Note: Members are urged to wear shades when looking at bobertís rep. (Alert Level: phase 4 risk of Grenessence). There is also an ocular dysfunction warning in operation for 5intheface.
    Thank you for your cooperation.<mods>

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    Quote Duth Ealla:

    Postradamus: A poster who knows what will happen before anyone else.
    ...Loves it!

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