Who needs to buy rolls of Donald Trump toilet paper when one can wipe the remains of one's Christmas turkey and ham off one's spotty butt with signed copies of The Widowkiller's valedictory address to his flock of sheep?
Step up and buy one, folks. This is a once-off, never to be repeated opportunity!
https://www.independent.ie/irish-new...-36387803.html"Sinn Fein has defended the price of Gerry Adams' autographed book of his final Presidential address after it was met with criticism. The book costs 50 euro plus a five euro fee (£48) for shipping anywhere in the world. The party defended the price given the outgoing president is only signing a "very limited" number."
Warning - researchers have confirmed that The Widowkiller is dangerously toxic, hence this loo paper may not be biodegradable.