It's back, the show that makes us question Roubini's assertion that capitalism isn't the worst system. Another bunch of semi-literate megalomaniacs to irritate the bejesus out of us for the next 2 months. I can't wait.
Yes it's a bit repetitive, yes Sralan could have been moved to pasture a couple of seasons ago, but it's golden reality TV where you see awful awful people throw each other under the bus in a scramble to find the least incompetent.
It starts tonight on BBC1 at 9 and the contestants can be seen here: BBC One - The Apprentice
Highlights of their bios include one girl saying as a drawback that she's TOO ambitious, one bloke saying "Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are foot prints on the moon" and another saying "I just feel my effortless superiority will take me all the way."
I'm guessing Jason will be an early leaver, he has that pasty skinned look that Sralan hates and I'll stick my neck out for Myles to win it. Key question for tonight is if Jordan is in fact a dwarf in which case I shalln't make fun of him or if he's just very very short in which case I probably will.