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Thread: Laid Off Spanish Bedmaker Invents Mattress Safe

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    Default Laid Off Spanish Bedmaker Invents Mattress Safe

    Paco Santos was laid off from Spain's biggest mattress manufacturer three years ago and has since started his own company, Descanso Santos Suenos. The new My Mattress Safe flies off the shelves in debt-ridden countries fueled by depositor fears over burden sharing attempts by local governments to break link between bank and sovereign. Meanwhile, Spain's PM insists savings under €100,000 are safe.

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    if that's real; it's a moronic idea

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    Now many people will feel safe in their beds knowing their is a safe in their beds.

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    Quote Originally Posted by daveL View Post
    if that's real; it's a moronic idea
    agreed, you better keep all your monies in the car boot

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    Quote Originally Posted by YouKnowWhatIMeanLike View Post
    agreed, you better keep all your monies in the car boot
    Or maybe buy stuff.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Niall996 View Post
    Or maybe buy stuff.
    stuff like a Mattress Safe?

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    And here I was thinking 'bed safe' meant wearing a condom.
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    It'd be a bit lumpy, no?

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    Jesus, I'm wondering about this. Apart from having a secret combination, a house safe is often placed in a secret hard-to-find location in one's home, because once the thieves get their hands on it, no matter how secure it is, they tend to be able to force entry and access its contents

    Now here's a guy advertising the fact that the safe is probably in one of the household mattresses, and to make the thieves' job easier, the company logo is printed on a flap on the side of the mattress....

    I think this guy is not being entirely serious, and may be trying to make some ironic post-modern comment on money and its use and abuse...

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    A good place to stash old porno mags and sex toys from the missus, or kids, or whoever-ole!

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