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    Forget about drugs or the Catholic Church, a new threat to child safety has been uncovered, and it is extremely upsetting,

    I saw this reported on the BBC Lunchtime news and I was horrified, how no children were killed I'll never know,

    BBC News - Canvey Island school bans triangle shaped flapjacks

    School dinner staff have been banned from serving triangular flapjacks after one was thrown and hurt a pupil.

    Caterers at Castle View School in Canvey Island, Essex, have been told instead to cut their flapjacks into squares or rectangles.
    Thankfully, Rte are helping to spread the word here in Ireland,

    UK school bans triangular flapjacks after injury - RTÉ News

    Here's a picture of the vicious weapon,



    Apparently, the Cobra Committee, Chaired by Cameron, will meet tomorrow to assess the risk posed by Carrot batons and Asparagus spears.

    Be careful out there my friends.
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    Probably due in no small part to the health and safety culture allied with helicopter parenting...where on a whim people nowadays freak out over any tiny imagined threat.

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    Weapon of mass destruction, them and bent bananas.

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    Sandwich bags were recently banned in a local school after one lad blew one up and burst it beside another guy's ear.

    It's probably safer if kids don't eat at all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ribeye View Post
    Forget about drugs or the Catholic Church, a new threat to child safety has been uncovered, and it is extremely upsetting,

    I saw this reported on the BBC Lunchtime news and I was horrified, how no children were killed I'll never know,

    BBC News - Canvey Island school bans triangle shaped flapjacks



    Thankfully, Rte are helping to spread the word here in Ireland,

    UK school bans triangular flapjacks after injury - RTÉ News

    Here's a picture of the vicious weapon,



    Apparently, the Cobra Committee, Chaired by Cameron, will meet tomorrow to assess the risk posed by carrot batons and Asparagus spears.

    Be careful out there my friends.

    They are nuts.

    Whoever made that decision should be fired and sent to a psychiatrist to find out what is not wrong with them, as it would be a shorter list.

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    Curley Wurleys are dangerous weapons too, my Sister hit me with one once, very sore.
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    reminds me... what the line on the song... 'ban me baby one more time'
    A ship at harbour is safe but that is not what ships were built for.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nemesiscorporation View Post
    They are nuts.

    Whoever made that decision should be fired and sent to a psychiatrist to find out what is not wrong with them, as it would be a shorter list.
    Speaking of nuts - my kids can't bring a list of 20 items in lunch box because someone, somewhere, might be allergic. My youngest is a peanut butter addict but can't bring it near school.
    The more things change....

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    The head and board of governors should all be booted out ASAP. Morons!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Disillusioned democrat View Post
    Speaking of nuts - my kids can't bring a list of 20 items in lunch box because someone, somewhere, might be allergic. My youngest is a peanut butter addict but can't bring it near school.
    Cold turkey?

    I can't stand peanut butter meself. Bloody squirrel sh1t if you ask me petunia
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