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Thread: An old one but a good one! Kerry Politician joke.

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    Default An old one but a good one! Kerry Politician joke.

    A petrol station owner in Killarney was trying to increase his sales. So, he put up a sign
    that read, 'Free Sex with Fill-Up'. Soon a certain Kerry politician pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex.
    The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex. Your Man guessed 8, and the proprietor said 'You were close. The number was 7. Sorry. No sex this time.'

    A week later, Your Man, along with a friend, pulled in for another fill-up. Again he asked
    for his free sex.The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct
    number. Your Man guessed 2 this time. The proprietor said, "Sorry, it was 3. You were
    close, but no free sex this time".

    As they were driving away, the friend said to Your Man, 'I think that game is rigged and he
    doesn't really give away free sex. Your Man replied, 'Yerra, It's not rigged at all. My wife won twice last week!
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    From the River to the Sea, Palestine will be free!

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    Where are you?
    After all, tomorrow is another day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bea C View Post
    Where are you?
    Mitchells Avenue :
    From the River to the Sea, Palestine will be free!

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    Quote Originally Posted by timhorgan View Post
    Mitchells Avenue :
    That's alright then!
    I still think the best Kerry joke is did you hear about the Kerry man who moved to Cork?
    In doing so he lowered the average IQ of both counties
    After all, tomorrow is another day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bea C View Post
    That's alright then!
    I still think the best Kerry joke is did you hear about the Kerry man who moved to Cork?
    In doing so he lowered the average IQ of both counties
    I do not understand

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    Quote Originally Posted by jo9jo View Post
    I do not understand
    I always think vice versa would be more apt!
    Are you from Cork?
    After all, tomorrow is another day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jo9jo View Post
    I do not understand
    Did you move from kerry to cork recently?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jo9jo View Post
    I do not understand

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bea C View Post
    I always think vice versa would be more apt!
    Are you from Cork?
    I have problems understanding dummy books

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    Quote Originally Posted by jo9jo View Post
    I have problems understanding dummy books
    I've still yet to look at that!
    I've only grasped turning the thing on, though, so one step at a time...
    After all, tomorrow is another day.

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