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Thread: BREAKING: Gerry Adams in key-theft drama

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    Default BREAKING: Gerry Adams in key-theft drama

    A serious calamity happening in Louth RIGHT NOW folks as the leader of Sinn Fein has had his keys stolen. Sinn Fein have confirmed that this is Gerry Adam's reall account:

    FIRST, Gerry announced to the world that his car keys had been stolen by an unknown interloper called "RG":

    https://twitter.com/GerryAdamsSF/sta...10815979544577

    Gerry bravely attempted to communicate with the key thief, but the pseudonymous brigand had turned his or her phone off, leaving Gerry contemplating drastic action:

    https://twitter.com/GerryAdamsSF/sta...34602204692480

    Finally, Gerry - for the FIRST TIME IN HIS LIFE - was forced to break into a home. His own home. But the struggle does not end there , for Gerry is cold, hungry, and bereft of comforts, and the criminal elements who nicked his keys are some 70 miles away by now:

    https://twitter.com/GerryAdamsSF/sta...40813729849344

    Who is this "RG"? Why would they perpetrate a crime like this against a vulnerable pensioner?

    Spotty doesn't know. It's all very sad.
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    Sean Gallagher still around those parts? RG -rejected gallagher- qed
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    What's are the chances that the police were not called?
    All men dream: but not equally. -T. E. Lawrence

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlackLion View Post
    What's are the chances that the police were not called?
    Gardai - it is south of the Line they accepted in GFA
    Pity the nation divided into into fragments, each fragment deeming itself a nation - Khalil Gibran

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    Holy sh!t!

    spotty is back...

    Does spotty still refer to spotty in the third person?

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    Spotty never left. Spotty listens a lot and says very little but these shocking developments in Louth have moved Spotty to comment. Poor Gerry.
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    They should ask his brother about the key, the key in this case being A Minor.

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    ssf/ira up to their necks in criminality.

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    I'm sure that one Helluva bunch of house keys.
    He probably rattles like a 19th Century jailer.

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    Whose keys were they in the first place? Where was this car hi-jacked in the first place for Jarry?

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