A serious calamity happening in Louth RIGHT NOW folks as the leader of Sinn Fein has had his keys stolen. Sinn Fein have confirmed that this is Gerry Adam's reall account:
FIRST, Gerry announced to the world that his car keys had been stolen by an unknown interloper called "RG":
Gerry bravely attempted to communicate with the key thief, but the pseudonymous brigand had turned his or her phone off, leaving Gerry contemplating drastic action:
Finally, Gerry - for the FIRST TIME IN HIS LIFE - was forced to break into a home. His own home. But the struggle does not end there , for Gerry is cold, hungry, and bereft of comforts, and the criminal elements who nicked his keys are some 70 miles away by now:
Who is this "RG"? Why would they perpetrate a crime like this against a vulnerable pensioner?
Spotty doesn't know. It's all very sad.