An early Christmas present for the ladies! Semen has been proven to have many health benefits including protection against heart disease, breast cancer and is a natural antidepressant. Semen 'Is Good For Your Health And Helps Fight Depression' Wow!
For years, no doubt, the pharmaceutical industry has been surreptitiously discrediting oral sex in an attempt to suppress this fantastic news for women. Shame on them.
Apart from its amazing immune boosting properties, when taken orally, semen is the perfect vitamin and mineral supplement! Just look at what you get: Fructose, ascorbic acid, zinc, protein, calcium, citric acid, magnesium, vitamin B!2, phosphorous, potassium, nitrogen and other nutrients. Best of all - it's 100% natural with no additives! It's almost too good to be true, isn't it ladies?
So, this Christmas, why bother having your man trudge around the shops looking for that perfect present? Ask him if he wouldn't mind staying at home, feeding himself and resting his body so that he can produce good quality sperm to help you stay happy and healthy. If he loves you, he will give you as much of this life-giving and life-enhancing love potion as possible. However, don't tire him out, ladies, that would be selfish. So dump those antidepressants and multivitamins and get fellating!
Now, we must not forget our gay brethern:
Sadly, it would appear that gay men (unless they have moobs) will gain only from the nutritional benefits.
Lesbians, it looks like you backed the wrong horse and lucked out. Still, if you ask a man very, very nicely then who knows?