"Yawn , am I alive yet ?"
The John Nash style equations on the whiteboard behind me prove conclusively that a Sinn Féin representative has been able to add 2 and 2 successfully and get 4.
The future's so bright I literally have to wear shades.
"Criticising the EU in Ireland in the 2010's is like criticising the Catholic Church in the 1950s. You run the risk of being lynched by brainwashed fanatics." - Volatire
Making fun of someone because they've had an eye operation. A new low!
the sun hasn't gone away you know.
"Lot No. 34.
Original Irish Proclamation.
Who'll start me on 20?.....Tenner in the corner.
Who'll give me 15?"
''Look it, how many times do I have to say it, there is nothing shady about my past!''
Boycott the "Irish" Sun rag.