Our Lady, Virgin Mother of Jesus, was only assumed into Heaven in 1950 by Pope Pius X11, I found out when reading last night. That was nice of him, wasn't it? A bit late though? I mean, what was she, nearly 2,000 years old by then?
Did you know that Constantine, him that ensured the Christian faith flourished and was accepted, was a mammy's boy. She found the cave where Jesus had been buried. She found the cave where Jesus had been born. She even found the cave where Jesus lived! She did! Very fond of caves was the mother of Emperor Constantine. Never occured to her that he might have lived in a nice two storey house with a carpenters workshop in the grounds.
But the best part about Emperor Constantine who murdered his own son by the way, was that he boiled his wife to death in her own bath! Nice man. Thank God he was around to save the faith.
Would yiz leave me something to bleedingwell believe in! Would jas?