Having examined the who, what and why of our present circumstances I have come to this realisation. I want to become Taoiseach. There is a difficulty, however.
To become Taoiseach is not as easy as it is to become the President of the United States. This requires a supreme effort, obviously. But it is an effort dependent on you and yours. It can be an effort of relatively short duration and is informed by a knowledge of electoral strategy not necessarily the graft of service to the party machine or putting in the apprenticeship hours. Look at young Barack.
As such, having decide I want to be Taoiseach without having to spend 35 years in the Dail, I'd like your advice on the quickest, most economical way of ENSURING I become Taoiseach.