Johnny Logan firing with both barrels at RTE for messing up the Eurovision. Tubridy trying to play it cool.
Johnny says Eurovision belongs to the Irish people not some some elite group in RTE.
Where did he get that idea? Oh sure, he won it once or twice (OK three times!) but where does he get off criticising RTE!
Look at the fantastic representatives they've sent in recent years
Here's where the rot set in:
18. Ireland - Chris Doran - If the world stops turning
Now, as we all know, Ireland have been running scared from hosting Eurovision again for many years, following their financially crippling run of success in the 1990s. And so, yet again, they've shoved some well-meaning hopeful into a suit, plonked a row of indifferent backing singers behind him, squeezed everyone from his home town on a plane with unlimited supplies of booze (you should see the size of the Irish "delegation" every year), and saddled him with yet another turgid dirge which threatens to stretch three short minutes into five long hours.
(This one might be written by that guy who's just left Westlife - you know, the one with the wife who won that I'm A Celebrity doo-dah - but that changes nothing.)
Yes, it's a toilet break. Ireland, the emptying bladders of Europe will be serenading you tonight.
Prediction: bottom 3.
Actual position: 23rd. CORRECT.