Who will be behind the green door of Ballymena Courthouse tomorrow giving evidence in relation to an alleged assault?
None other than Shakey himself.
BBC News - Pop star Shakin' Stevens denies photographer attack
He is accused of assaulting a photographer at the Tullglass House Hotel during a gig. Reports that he yelled 'You drive me crazy" into a microfone before the incident have yet to be confirmed.
Maybe, the Unioinist controlled council will finally be vindicated in their decision to ban ELO from playing in the Showgrounds due to their satanic type rock n' roll.
Only the Beelzebub, himself, could have come up with hits like "A Rockin' Good Way (To Mess Around and Fall in Love)" and "Marie, Marie"
Merry Christmas, Everyone.