Sorry if this crap ruins anyone's Sunday, but..
"My conscience is a million per cent clear. I just work week-by-week because that's the way it was. I didn't have any money. I still don't have any money.
"I have a house that when it was bought, was bought for 170 grand,'' he says. "I haven't a share in anything. I have not got an investment in anything. I don't own this place," he says in reference to St Luke's. "That was proved. That was one good thing about the tribunal. It is owned by Fianna Fail nationally. It is held by the party locally."
Bertie Ahern: 'I don't consider myself a romantic person, mabye that was the problem' - National News, Frontpage - Independent.ie
If anyone believes any of this, I have a lovely bridge to sell you.