SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbour.

COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and gives you some milk.

FASCISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you some milk.

NAZISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and shoots you.

BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away.

ROYAL BANK OF SCOTLAND VENTURE CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows.
The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company.
The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more.
You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States, leaving you with nine cows.
No balance sheet provided with the release.
The public then buys your bull.

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It was old when heard it 10 years ago and now its should have retired as a pensioner

FFism - the Sate convinces you that your cow is worth five times it's value, and can shyte diamonds.

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Times are Hard at Berlin's Pussy Club

You have two FF cows

One is the brudder of another FF cow, and the second is the son of a former prominent FF cow

They don't produce any milk anymore, but its not their fault, it's the fault of international cows...

23% of the people believe you

Ireland: there is no cow. There is only bull.

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Never let the best be the enemy of the good.

FFism

You have 2 cows.
You make one the Minister for creating unemployment and the other Minister for dealing with the HSE

Our government

One party wants to tax your cows farts and the other hasn't a bulls.