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More like 800,000.
80,000?
More like 800,000.
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Here's one - years ago in the 1960's a certain Government Minister was caught driving the wrong way on O'Connell Street by a Garda (out of his mind on the gargle). When asked by the Garda as to whether the Minister had seen the the arrows the Minister replied 'Arrows!? I didn't even see the ******************************g indians!!'
A waste of a good aeroplane.
The enemy of my enemy is the enemy of my enemy. There are lies, damn lies and Fine Gael confusions. "I don't understand." Alan "it's only 79 punts" Shatter
wrong line of reasoning man.
REAL question is who decides whats offensive?
i mean we cant even post the word ************************* or ************************* now and they can say that on telly a 3pm
I posted a image and it's been removed.. reason please...
The No Vote
What is next beeing banned..?
Last edited by Open Source; 29th September 2009 at 09:24 PM.
Saw this in today's Guardian and thought it was priceless.....
Bin Laden, eco warrior | Marcus Brigstocke | Comment is free | guardian.co.uk
What the trucks going on, whos hand where, around what, and who the truck is sticky. Maybe he doesnt want to see it anyway.
A useful tool in an otherwise bland environment - See Obama
Herman Van Rompuy (Who the hell? EU Commission President. He's in Belgium) has published a book of Haiku poetry he wrote while bored/stressed out in meetings.
Here's a selection from Huffington Post John Lundberg: EU President Publishes Book of Poetry
In the nearby ditch
toads mating passionately
inaugurate spring.
Different colours, tongues, towers and gods
I search my way.
A gull on one leg
standing straight up in the sea
unaware of the cold.
Birds in concert,
one sings above all others.
I don't know its name.
"They changed the water
of the pond. A few dead fish
were left behind.
When the storm subsides
the sea finds its usual calm.
Fire scorches forever.
Are you mute forever?
Are flesh and blood now extinct?
I will be your grave.
The storm subsided.
From a broken branch
I pick an apple.
Airy flakes of snow
softly land on the branches.
Beauty in layers.
Frost has now hardened
the folds of winter soil.
Tomorrow it will thaw.
"To dine at leisure
flooded in bright sunlight:
the perfect summer.
Here are my contributions to the Haiku Herman Appreciation Society:
No rhyme nor reason
Like E.U. directives
Straight bananas
Herman Van Rompuy
Looks like bank clerk
With damp rag charm
Now we know why
E.U. Commission gets paid
Big bucks
Bored I am
Five hundred million ingrates
Expect results
Yoda was Jedi Master
I have his looks
No lightsaber
Little land of Ice in ocean
Goes "Boom!"
Then volcano
European Union
Twenty seven member states
All Greek to me
Belgian E.U. President
What's exciting as?
Haiku poem
Charles de Gaulle
Was very tall, and I am somewhat
Smaller
UK demands tons of Cash
Iceland's alphabet
Has no "C"
-- PS I have no desire to post a further inane 90 posts just so I Can Haz Thread of my own; any of you feel free to start your own with this. GRMA.
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This looks like a hybrid 4 all seasons. Too nice a man to be making tough decisions. What party is he again!
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