Scientists discover heaviest known element-governmentium.

[Marlowe]

Discovered this little gem in the IT today:

Scientists discover heaviest known element - governmentium - The Irish Times - Fri, May 15, 2009

[Captain Con O'Sullivan]

I think somebody has been trying to figure out what dark matter is and may have inadvertantly found the answer to why there appears to be more of it than we need to explain the elements in the expanding universe.

'Since Governmentium has no electrons and is inert' and then 'governmentium’s mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganisation will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.'

Look lads- government is the explanation for life, the universe, and everything. Perhaps Mary Coughlan could tour schools with a powerpoint presentation explaining how Fianna Fail is the god particle.

That should keep her out of the hair of those with an IQ and it would allow our young people to see what happens when life as an adult takes a wrong turn

[Conor]

See also here, here, and here.

[Marlowe]

I think somebody has been trying to figure out what dark matter is and may have inadvertantly found the answer to why there appears to be more of it than we need to explain the elements in the expanding universe.

'Since Governmentium has no electrons and is inert' and then 'governmentium’s mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganisation will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.'

Look lads- government is the explanation for life, the universe, and everything. Perhaps Mary Coughlan could tour schools with a powerpoint presentation explaining how Fianna Fail is the god particle.

That should keep her out of the hair of those with an IQ and it would allow our young people to see what happens when life as an adult takes a wrong turn

Will all the scientists now descend on Ireland since the most perfect example is found here?

[Marlowe]

See also here, here, and here.

Apologies.Did not know it had featured before.

[greengoose]

Apologies.Did not know it had featured before.

There should be a stickie for this! Priceless!

[Captain Con O'Sullivan]

Good idea- we could stick it all over the religio-trolls like Ali Baba Alterego and femme-fatale (what a weird name for a christian female to choose. A seductress and a woman prepared to act as a mattress for material gain.)