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    Fianna Failers

    An angry guy walks into a bar, orders a drink and says to the barman:

    "All Fianna Failers are a*sholes."

    A man sitting at the other end of the bar pipes up, "Hey. I resent that."

    "Why? Are you a Fianna Failer?"

    "No. I'm an a*shole."*



    *[SIZE=1]Only kidding. Voted for Fianna Fail in the last election. [/SIZE]
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    I hope you're kidding....about the voting for FF part. Now there's a bad joke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by draiocht23 View Post
    I hope you're kidding....about the voting for FF part. Now there's a bad joke.
    Bankers are another handy scapegoat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Almanac View Post


    *[SIZE=1]Only kidding. Voted for Fianna Fail in the last election. [/SIZE]
    Hey, we got a scapegoat over here, get the rope, we's having a hanging in this town tonight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Almanac View Post
    An angry guy walks into a bar, orders a drink and says to the barman:

    "All Fianna Failers are a*sholes."

    A man sitting at the other end of the bar pipes up, "Hey. I resent that."

    "Why? Are you a Fianna Failer?"

    "No. I'm an a*shole."*



    *[SIZE=1]Only kidding. Voted for Fianna Fail in the last election. [/SIZE]

    Hey two laughs in the one post - well done almanac - I needed that
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    Quote Originally Posted by Almanac View Post
    An angry guy walks into a bar, orders a drink and says to the barman:

    "All Fianna Failers are a*sholes."

    A man sitting at the other end of the bar pipes up, "Hey. I resent that."

    "Why? Are you a Fianna Failer?"

    "No. I'm an a*shole."*



    *[SIZE=1]Only kidding. Voted for Fianna Fail in the last election. [/SIZE]
    Lol very good ass.holes deserve to be treated with more respect

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    Should be said I'm bad at telling jokes!

    But I like the one about the man who goes to the ATM and puts in his card and the screen shows "insufficent funds"

    And the man wonders is it him or the bank!!!


    I feel a new thread brewing!!!
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    Yeah well without a disclaimer there was the danger of getting neg repped to smithereens (and one candidate did feature somewhere in the ballot). Also considered

    *[SIZE=1]Only kidding. Some of my best friends are members of Fianna Fail.[/SIZE]
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    But that's affirming the consequent! Logical fallacies kill the joke...

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    Not necessarily.

    In any case we fall for logical fallacies all the time. Without them there would effectively be no advertising industry.
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