Landmark Legal case.

[KingKane]

The Aces of Clubs announced today that it is seek redress in the courts for what it calls a failure to recognise its equal right to its ethnicity as per the Aces of Spades. Citing the commonly used phrase “as black as the Aces of Spades” the card has indicated that this implied it lacked pride in its colour.

The Aces of Clubs has pointed out that there is no lack of coloration where it is concerned and also that recent tests have shown it to consist of as much black coloration as the aforementioned Ace of Spades. The card told reporters “I’m black and I’m proud!”

The card, considered by those playing 31 to be one of the lowest they have experienced, also offered to become the representative for the growing numbers of Irish people of colour or for those with three heads. The matter will be looked at in the light of whoever will contribute the most financially to its case.

The Aces of Heart refused to discuss the matter, and the Aces of Diamonds is believe to be wintering in Monte Carlo and was unavailable for comment. Lemmy from Motorhead is expected to be called as a witness in the case.

[borderlinegenius]

Bizzare....

May I ask to be let in on the joke...?

[pluralist]

I thought this was the humour section.