Quote Originally Posted by Twilight View Post
To all women:

Men have a really hard time because God stole one of our ribs to make you so you can give out to us about leaving the toilet seat up all the time. Go easy on us. How would you feel if God stole one of your body parts? It is not easy to bend over to put the seat down if you are missing a rib.

Thanks in advance

RIch
As Holy God is our creator how dare you say that He "stole" one of your useless, lazy, good for nothing ribs? God can do anything he wants with us or any parts thereof and to even think differently is a mortal sin and you shall burn in hell forever. Not that you men would even notice where you were until you get hungry and it dawns on you that the bloody central heating is at max and no wonder you never have a penny to bless yourself with.

Women are very aware of that bit of you that you want back. Well, you cannot have it. Its the part of us that will not cook the dinner, or if the dinner is cooked it is inedible. Its the part of us that "pops out to say hello to the lads" and doesn't come home until the next morning. Its the part of us who forgets birthdays and anniversaries, and thinks a bunch of horrible dead looking flowers that the garage has been trying to get rid of since summer, is "wonderful and I'm to bound to have a nudge nudge, wink wink night.

How I am not arrested when I pass the butchers I just don't know. I howl with the laughter, point wildly like a lunatic at the huge displays of......"Spare Ribs half price today only".

God knew what he was doing alright. He knew we would never get anything good for us, so the took a rib from each of you lazy bums. Just one of his many jokes.
If I am hungry in hell I shall barbecue, the necessary fires will be available - spare ribs




mmmmmmmmmm ribs.






And I'll use this sauce (got to support local industry)