Reasons for British hatred towards the french

[merle haggard]

An englishman




an everyday french person

in order of appearance :

- Elizabeth, Queen of England ( dead virgin, no surprise)

- Diane de Poitiers, queen of France.

- Anne Boleyn, mistress of henri VIII, then, queen of England. She's dead beheaded. "I've done my best" said her plastic surgeon...

- Agnes Sorel, "la dame de beauté" mistress of Charles VII, king of France.

- Katherine Howard, queen of England.

- Gabrielle d'Estrées, mistress of Henri IV, king of France, taking bath with her sister...

- the gracious Queen Ann of England

- la marquise de Pompadour. Mistress of Louis XV of France.

- "John Bull" Victoria, queen of UK, Empress of India.

- Josephine de Beauharnais, Empress of France.

- Maggie Thatcher, UK prime minister.

- Ségolène Royal (60 years old !), leader of Socialist party, France.

- Sarah Brown, wife of Gordon

- Carla Bruni, first lady of France with her husband,...wots his name

- Harriet Harman, labour party, England

- Michelle Alliot-Marie, secretary of state for police, France.

- Ruth Kelly, secretary of state for transport, england.

- Valérie Pécresse, secretary of state for Education and Universities, france.

- british ex-secretary of state, foreign office

- Rama Yadé, french secretary of state, foreign office and "human rights".

- Camilla parker Bowles, future queen of England.

- Elizabeth Guigou, french socialist deputy.

- Lady Di, looking her best...only a slight moustache

- Carla Bruni, (with a very enthusiastic prince Philip)

- English Secretary of state.

- one more time, the lovely Valérie.

- Margaret Hodge, She is presently a Minister of State in the Department for Culture, Media and Sport.

- Rachida Dati and her sexy boots, secretary of state for Justice, France.

- The magnifiscent Cheri Blair, wife of Mr 15 minutes from destruction . If hed been talking about his wifes thighs wed believe him.

- Segolène, this chick is the mother of 3...

- Cheri, in the Remake of "Free Willy"

- Segolene (you don't believe me, but I repeat she's 60 years old and the mother of 3 !)

- Cheri Blair, running on Malibu Beach.

- Carla Bruni and her palms... no comment.

- Geri Halliwell, english Pop singer and actress (Don't you remember ? In the "muppet show"...)

- Alizée, french pop singer and Goddess of Love in Mexico.

- sir Agatha Christie, English writer.

- Simone de Beauvoir, French writer and philosopher.

- More Maggie.

- Sego

- Kate Moss, English top, without make up.

- Letitia casta, french top without make up, who also has a pair of breasts.

- Liz "Bottox" Hurley, british actress.

- Audrey Tautou, french actress.

- Mel B, Jim Bowen impersonator.

- Noémie lenoir, french goddess.

- Amy whinehouse, English singer , skanky crack ho on verge of death.

- Emilie Simon, soooo lovely french electro-pop singer.

- Victoria Beckham,plastic english monster.

- Juliette Binoche, for me the best that France has produced, since the bikini.

- Miss moss and Mr Doherty english pop-rock singer

- Vincent Cassel, french actor and his Wife Monica bellucci.

- lily Allen, young alcoholic english pop singer.

- Vanessa paradis, french doll, actress and singer.

- BBC anchor, with helmet.

- french TV anchor Melissa Theuriau, World Wide Net Goddess of Love and Fertility.

- Tilda Swinton, english actress receiving her oscar.

- Marion Cotillard, french actress, receiving her Oscar


http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=XI6_j15E6iA

[setanta]

You really are a fúcking half-wit, Merle, beating-off to pictures of assorted royalty and hack politicians.

[ReformedRepublican]

Bobby Sands sister.

[Duth Ealla]

The first and third posts are idiotic.

[jfk2008]

Nice use of racist 19th century cartoons you had there before you deleted them.

If you're going to take the p*ss why not try something a bit less offensive.

[just_society]

Just back from a two week hiatus in la France.

Man... dem women be hot. Methinks the superior French food and more laid back lifestyle is the major reason. Brits eat loads of junk (so sadly do we).

Kate Moss and in her day Diana Spencer were fairly hot though.

[WestDubliner]

Bobby Sands sister.

Dirty hun bastard.

[corelli]

I do think the French actually hate the English more than the other way around. Think Crecy, Poitiers etc etc.

[Respvblica]

Do you think we would have been better off if we were colonised by the French instead of the English?

[taylorwemyss]

English Women are hotter then French Women