Real American

[DOD]

I'm bored and after listening to a Hulk Hogan tribute, decided to post a parody of the 'Real American' tune to celebrate US foreign policy.

When the sh1t hits the fan and it hurts inside
Gotta take a stand, help your cronies hide
If you hurt my friends, you hurt my pride
Got to serve the man, Can't let it slide

I am a real American,
Bomb the crap out of Afghanistan
I am a real American
Fight for the right, f**k human rights

I feel strong about right and wrong
And I don't take Commies for very long
I've got big business backing me,
Money is the thing that keeps me free.

I am a real American,
The next guys we'll bomb will be Iran,
I am a real American
If you give us lip, your country's in bits!

Enjoy.

[Defeated Romanticist]

I'm bored and after listening to a Hulk Hogan tribute, decided to post a parody of the 'Real American' tune to celebrate US foreign policy.

When the sh1t hits the fan and it hurts inside
Gotta take a stand, help your cronies hide
If you hurt my friends, you hurt my pride
Got to serve the man, Can't let it slide

I am a real American,
Bomb the crap out of Afghanistan
I am a real American
Fight for the right, f**k human rights

I feel strong about right and wrong
And I don't take Commies for very long
I've got big business backing me,
Money is the thing that keeps me free.

I am a real American,
The next guys we'll bomb will be Iran,
I am a real American
If you give us lip, your country's in bits!

Enjoy.

Sad to see racism alive and well on Politics.ie

[DOD]

Sad to see people can't take humour or can't read.

[young_dev]

It's easy to sterotype isn't it.

When the puke hits the seat and me head hurts inside
Gotta take a piss, the lads help me off the ground
The bouncer beat me friends, being tossed hurt me pride
Got to get another drink, I think it's me round

I am a real drunken Paddy,
Beat the crap outta me mates
I am a real drunken Paddy
Fight for the fight, f**k the Garda!

I feel strong after 15 pints of Guinness
And I don't take Brits for very long
I've got a big dole check backing me,
Social Welfare is the thing that keeps me free.

I am a real drunken Paddy,
Beat the crap outta me mates
I am a real drunken Paddy
Fight for the fight, f**k the Garda!

Bahaaaaaaaaaa!

[DOD]

(A) my song was clearly referring to US foreign policy and not people in general and (b), it fitted in with the real song. Yours was just silly words thrown together. Don't give up the day job. Oh and if you didn't know the real song (Hulk Hogan's entrance music) why make a fool of yourself?
You can check out the real song on youtube.

[Bom]

I prefer this one. Its funnier because its taken seriously, and they use it to indoctrinate kids (singalongs in play areas, schools etc) - strangely reminiscent of Stalinist Russia in fact...

If tomorrow all the things were gone,
I’d worked for all my life.
And I had to start again,
with just my children and my wife.

I’d thank my lucky stars,
to be livin here today.
‘ Cause the flag still stands for freedom,
and they can’t take that away.

And I’m proud to be an American,
where at least I know I’m free.
And I wont forget the men who died,
who gave that right to me.

And I gladly stand up,
next to you and defend her still today.
‘ Cause there ain’t no doubt I love this land,
God bless the USA.

From the lakes of Minnesota,
to the hills of Tennessee.
Across the plains of Texas,
From sea to shining sea.

From Detroit down to Houston,
and New York to L.A.
Well there's pride in every American heart,
and its time we stand and say.

That I’m proud to be an American,
where at least I know I’m free.
And I wont forget the men who died,
who gave that right to me.

And I gladly stand up,
next to you and defend her still today.
‘ Cause there ain’t no doubt I love this land,
God bless the USA.

And I’m proud to be and American,
where at least I know I’m free.
And I wont forget the men who died,
who gave that right to me.

And I gladly stand up,
next to you and defend her still today.
‘ Cause there ain’t no doubt I love this land,
God bless the USA.

....a few formative years of that and its small wonder that so many are then ready to 'defend her' (in other people's countries, usually)! I like the slick use of the 'sea to shining sea' term, which is by now almost obligatory for such.

[DOD]

The Phelps Family have their own version of that called "God Hates the USA"

[DOD]

By the way, for anyone who isn't familiar with wrestling or Hulk Hogan, here is the original song.

When it comes crashing down and it hurts inside
Gotta take a stand, it don't help to hide
If you hurt my friends, you hurt my pride
Got to be a man, I Can't let it slide

Chorus
I am a real American,
Fight for the rights of every man
I am a real American
Fight for what's right, fight for your rights

I feel strong about right and wrong
And I don't take trouble for very long
I've got something deep inside of me,
Courage is the thing that keeps me free.

[Jargongrad]

I'm bored and after listening to a Hulk Hogan tribute, decided to post a parody of the 'Real American' tune to celebrate US foreign policy.

When the sh1t hits the fan and it hurts inside
Gotta take a stand, help your cronies hide
If you hurt my friends, you hurt my pride
Got to serve the man, Can't let it slide

I am a real American,
Bomb the crap out of Afghanistan
I am a real American
Fight for the right, f**k human rights

I feel strong about right and wrong
And I don't take Commies for very long
I've got big business backing me,
Money is the thing that keeps me free.

I am a real American,
The next guys we'll bomb will be Iran,
I am a real American
If you give us lip, your country's in bits!

Enjoy.

haha, not bad I suppose, made me chuckle

[LowIQ]

I'm bored and after listening to BBC news, decided to post a parody of 'Rule Britannia' to celebrate civilization.

When the sh1t hits the fan and it hurts inside
Gotta take a stand, help your boys hide
If you hurt my boys, you hurt my dick
Got to serve the queen, Can't let it slide

I am a real Briton
Bomb the crap out of Ireland/Iraq/whatever you're having yourself
I am a real Briton
Fight for the right, f**k human rights

I feel strong about right and wrong
And I don't take Paddies for very long
I've got big peerages backing me,
Money is the thing that keeps me free.

I am a real Briton,
The next guys we'll bomb will be Monaghan,
I am a real Briton
If you give us lip, Ireland's in bits!

Enjoy.