[size=7]Clearly the Agents of the Oligarchs have again been at their work - seeking to deny you, our noble citizenry, readers of Politics.ie, the illumination of our radical republican political analysis.
We shall never accept the Censorship of the Agents of these Anglo-Irish Oligarchs and, once again, we fearlessly present before you our Revolutionary Communique #2.
For if any further evidence of the existence of these oppressive Oligarchs is needed, it is the fact that this, our Revolutionary Communique #2, seemingly gets deleted no sooner than it is posted!
Clearly these Oligarchs cower in fear of our devastating radical republican revolutionary analysis!
But fear not Noble Citizenry! - before this Communique gets deleted once again be sure to forward it to fellow noble citizens everywhere!
We must thwart the Oligarchy!
Spread the Word! Tell the People!
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TRINITY ÓGRA SINN FÉIN - REVOLUTIONARY COMMUNIQUE #2 -
LOCATION: "SOMEWHERE IN OCCUPIED DUBLIN"
Salutations to the people of the Occupied 26 Counties!
Further to our Revolutionary Communique #1 - "Pretension and Discrimination Alive and Well in Trinity" - http://******************************************************************************.blogspot.com/2007/ ... e-and.html
- We in Trinity Ógra Sinn Féín have arisen unbowed and undefeated from the oppression of Trinity Freshers Week!
For us in Ógra Sinn Féin, Dublin is a hostile and alien city. Our life here under the West Brit jackboot is harsh. Here in Trinity College, each and every day for republicans is one of constant struggle against the bleak reality of West Brit oppression. Never before in history have so many been oppressed by so few! The power wielded by this tiny yet seemingly omnipotent minority is such that Irish Republicans and ÓSF members right across Dublin now live in a state of constant cultural oppression.
We in Ógra are deeply committed Irish Republicans - so for us even the possibility that an unexpurgated West Brit psyche may be continuing to exist here in Dublin was very troubling. When rumours first reached us of possible sightings of these people, we were deeply concerned. Immediately we mobilised our famed ÓSF Irish Purity Investigation Unit - and it certainly didn't take long for our crack team of revolutionary analysts to unearth unmistakeable evidence of a continuing pro-British psyche right here in Trinity College!
Upon further investigation, it became more and more likely that a small number of these 'West Brits' might well in fact be continuing their gratuitously offensive existence right here in our very midst! Understandably, this concern has been more than enough to turn the entirety of Trinity College, and large swathes of Dublin City, into a very cold house indeed in the eyes of our members.
Our worst fears were confirmed by the now infamous events of Freshers Week - Not content with merely continuing with their repressive policy of continuing to exist, two of these inherently offensive West Brits offensively pretended to take offense at our completely non-offensive "Brits Out" poster, which we had set up to welcome new arrivals to the College.
The plot soon thickened. These people turned out to be members of the odious 'Fianna Fáil' party - yes Comrades, the Traitors and Splitters of 1926 were up to their old anti-republican tricks again! How little things ever seem to change in our ongoing struggle...
Incredibly they told us our poster was 'racist'! This we all found to be offensive, further evidence of our oppression. How could it possibly be racist? After all, we in ÓSF are renowned for our Anti-Racism! We explained to these Fianna Fail Splitters in no uncertain terms that these West Brits don't count as a race - they are merely a sinister alien element who live among us, ceaselessly plotting, whose very existence is an oppressive insult to the purity of our Nation.
The traitorous FF Splitters refused to accept this - living up to their party's reputation as agents of imperialism since 1926. They called in College Security - the harshest face of imperialist militarism in Dublin today. The poster was removed. Few of us in Ógra could ever remember a more brutal act of repression in our whole careers as radical republican revolutionaries to date!
Two of our younger comrades were particularly upset. After all they had spent hours the previous evening preparing a special Southern Edition of our "ÓSF Brits Out Advice Guide" - with advice specifically tailored to our Southern audience. Never let it be said that we in Ógra are unaware that in our ongoing struggle against British Imperialism in Ireland, there are some small differences between the Occupied North & Occupied South.
In the North we just have to point to Scotland and say 'swim'. But for the South a lot more work had to go in - our young volunteers spent a lot of time researching the very best swimming routes, including sound advice on the currents in the Irish Sea. It is a mark of their care and dedication that they even produced colourful cardboard direction signs, helpfully pointing out the direction to various points on the coast of Wales. They would have been perfect for putting up around campus as part of our "Brits Out" campaign - but of course the jackboot of Fianna Fáíl repression put paid to that.
Once again it seemed that the burden of the struggle had fallen upon us. We in Ógra Sinn Féin - the cutting edge of the Republican Revolution - steeled ourselves to fight this continuing oppression at the very heart of Dublin.
Guided, as we in Ógra SF always are, by our profound understanding of the meaning of Irish Republicanism, we analysed the situation carefully. There could only be one possible conclusion - the continued existence of this pro-British psyche in Trinity could surely only be seen as a dangerous threat - a sinister plot aimed at undermining the Irish Nation itself!
Of course when these kind of mortal threats to the purity of the Irish Nation get discovered, we in Ógra Sinn Féin do not stand idly by! We sprang into immediate revolutionary action by issuing an immediate revolutionary communique! Clearly the Irish people needed to be awakened to this terrible danger in their midst, before it was too late!
ÓSF Revolutionary Communique #1 - "Pretension and Discrimination Alive and Well in Trinity" - sounded the alarm bells loud and clear - placing this damning evidence of our oppression before the Irish people.
http://******************************************************************************.blogspot.com/2007/ ... e-and.html
Fearlessly, we raised the "serious questions about the lingering existence of a pro-British psyche within the confines of Trinity" - for we in Ógra Sinn Féin are never afraid to take on even the smallest of Ireland's minorities!
Our Communique clearly proved what so many of us had already feared - that practically every aspect of life here in the Irish Republic is seemingly governed by an all-powerful, highly secretive cabal, which our expert ÓSF analysts have succeeded in identifying as "The Anglo-Irish Oligarchy".
For days our top analysts had sifted through the evidence. The repression of Freshers Week. The discovery of the pro-British psychic conspiracy. The troubling ongoing existence of the West Brits. The actions of the FF Traitors of '26 - were they just up to their old tricks again, or was there a deeper reason? Again we applied our unique skills of revolutionary republican political analysis to the question. Surely there could only be one possible explanation - a group of incredibly powerful Oligarchs must be invisibly running the country behind the scenes! We had to tell the people!
Worryingly, these sinister Oligarchs were clearly experts at concealing their existence - so expert in fact that the last reported public sighting of one of them was in 1919 - yet as our devastating academic exposé revealed, these Anglo-Irish Oligarchs continue to wield incredible power in the Republic to this very day!
The fiendish cunning of these invisible aristocrats is such that they had even succeeded in convincing many gullible citizens that they had "disappeared from Ireland altogether". Oligarch propaganda has bombarded our noble citizenry with this Big Lie for decades - seeking to fool us into believing that the Oligarchic Landlords had somehow "disappeared" from Ireland before 1919.
This propaganda proved all too effective - so much so that before we published our devastating Revolutionary Communique #1, few Irish citizens had even heard of these "Anglo-Irish Oligarchs" before. Now the harsh reality of these puppet-masters had been exposed!
Of course the propaganda of the Anglo-Irish constantly seeks to distract us from their ongoing imperialist domination here in Ireland - brainwashing our noble citizenry into believing in their bizarre alternative propaganda reality - a make-believe universe in which Oligarch-Occupied Ireland is portrayed as a "free and independent country" - a total fantasy-land in which even the ceaselessly-plotting subversive West Brits are painted soothingly as a kind of harmless, mildly eccentric minority, rather than as an existential dagger to the heart of the Irish Nation.
However we in Ógra, through applying our legendary revolutionary republican discipline and our truly unique brand of revolutionary republican political analysis, were able to reveal what so many others in Ireland seemed unable to see - the harsh realities of life here in Anglo-Irish Oligarch Occupied Ireland.
Our eyes have been opened. Our heightened revolutionary consciousness has enabled us to look upon cold-house Dublin in an entirely new light. Where others see the mirage of freedom, only we can see the reality of ongoing Anglo-Irish oppression!
Now that our eyes have been opened, we see the evidence of our ongoing oppression almost everywhere we look. The architecture on almost every street in Dublin - all clearly a product of the Oligarchs! Just look at the seat of Dáil Éireann - why every brick of Leinster House amounts to yet further evidence of this West Brit psyche in our midst! Their Orange colours are shamelessly flaunted on almost every flagpole in Dublin! Even the very location of Dublin disturbs us - clearly evidence of over a thousand years of imperialistic Scandinavian geographical oppression.
Even today, further disturbing evidence of the conspiracy continues to mount. A discarded rusty croquet hoop was discovered this morning outside the college library - at first we thought this was just the usual West Brit sectarian coat-trailing - but we analysed some more. We know that our secretive Oligarchic overlords must communicate in the most mysterious ways, and are clearly expert at covering their tracks, having left no visible sign of their existence for almost a century. And we are only too aware of the all-consuming obsession these crazy West Brit subversives have with playing croquet - certainly one of their most militant and threatening forms of cultural expression.
Might there not be a deeper significance to the croquet hoop? Might this not be a sign of inter-Oligarchic communication? Perhaps even the sport of croquet itself is part of the conspiracy - a sort of Anglo-Irish Kaballah, utterly inexplicable to outsiders?
As we dig deeper, the picture gets bleaker still. Our dedicated squad of revolutionary republican numerologists has been hard at work counting the number of colours on the Irish flag - and has discovered that there are far too many!
Clearly just one colour is all we need to express the seamless purity and unity of our Irish race! Yet our expert numerologists were shocked to reveal a sum total of three colours - which seems to us to bespeak a threatening level of complexity. Even our very best analysts are completely baffled as to the reasons how these other colours made it into the flag. Surely this is yet another sign of the West Brit Oligarchs at work?
But rest assured that our struggle will continue!
Remember Fellow Students - there may be other so-called 'revolutionary' organisations here in Trinity, but absolutely none of them are equipped with the unique political analysis of us in Ógra Sinn Féin. Far too many of these so-called 'revolutionaries' seem to waste all their time talking about confusing concepts like 'socialism' and 'diversity' and 'equality' - mere distractions from our primary focus on the ongoing struggle against West British Imperialism here in Dublin!
We in Ógra Sinn Féin are proud that our revolutionary analysis stands so strikingly apart from the others. For it is only we in Ógra Sinn Féin who can perceive the existence of the Anglo-Irish Oligarchs! It is only we in Ógra Sinn Féin who realise the mortal danger to the Irish Nation caused by this "pro-British psyche" here in Dublin - the ongoing un-purged existence of which surely threatens us all!
So don't let these other parties distract you with their long words, and bearded philosophers and confusing ideas!
Only we in Ógra Sinn Fein are focussed on the most important and urgent issue facing the Irish people today - the overthrow of our tyrannical, yet curiously invisible, aristocratic overlords!
Ireland must be free from the despotism and oppression of the Anglo-Irish Oligarchs!
And, as the radical cutting edge of the Republican Revolution, we can certainly assure the oppressed Irish people of Dublin of one thing - when it comes to waging war against invisible tyrants, we in Ógra Sinn Féin are absolutely second to none!
La Lutta Continua!
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