Political Models Explained With Cows

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where's the beef ?

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Many of the responses are equally funny::>

PESSIMISM: You have two cows. You milk them, but the glass is half empty.

OPTIMISM: You have one cow. It's sick, emaciated, and produces sour milk but you're sure things will get better.

REALISM: You have two cows. You milk them.

CANADIANISM: You have Fifteen billion cows. One of them gets sick. The United States bans all Canadian beef products.

HINDUISM: You have one cow, a wife, and seven kids. You enough money for only two meals per day. The cow gets both.