What was Bertie thinking on the morning of Jan 19th 1995?

[c/k 1]

I wonder in ten or twelve years time will anyone think, "I wonder what he was thinking" I think they will!

[Free Speach]

What was Bertie thinking????
Well if the big man Haughey can get away with it, why can't I??

[descartes]

I know that this is a humerous thread but isn't it sad...........Bertie is the one that gives lots of people an image of what we are...........All I can say is ...........a big thank you to the Irish sport supporters, I think they portray what is good about us as a people.
As to what he was thinking............'Money Money Money'

[descartes]

Have any of you guys any experience in writing a musical?

BERTIE the musical

Theme: the story of a clerk that rose to be leader
His apprenticship to his guru
Long suffering wife who threw him out
Moll who was his bag lady
Sad part where he had to seperate from his wife
When he met his nemises............The famous Tom Gilmartin
His time in the property market
His time fightinting the caped crusader Des Breen
and finally his decent into Narnia where he is unable to remember anything.
The finale could be the tutors from his his old Alma Mater UCD, where he studied very important subjects of such national importance that all records of his ever being there have been erased, are carrying out research on what happened to cause their past pupil to forget all that happened to him. It is early days in their research but it is believed it has something to do with drinking Bass.

[HP]

The Taoiseach told the tribunal he couldn't say for certain when he got out of bed on the morning of January 19 th 1995 why he decided to take out the £50,000 in cash. But it was his money, he said.

Jaysus, Celia, just how much money can you spend on soft furnishings.
I think I'll take back me money and keep it de safe downstairs until I get my head around drapes and kick-backs, sorry tie-backs.

This is getting more ridiculous every day.

My point entirely. Its the best way to get at Bertie.

PS
Please note that this is in the Political Humour forum.

I thought your post was rather good DroghedaS... you don't right diary of a Nortside Teeshach do you...?

[Watcher]

I dont know what he was thinking about that morning but it was so cold this morning I saw Bertie with his hands in his own pockets.