As a parent of a small (7 yo) boy I can tell you this is going to be extremely unpopular in the yellowfish household.
EU Directive 576 has declared all biscuits other than non flavored rich tea to be unhealthy and carriers of the transfat mene which has been blamed for the rise in childhood obesity.
Frans Bullshciezer, the EU head of childhood and danger mitigation, said this morning that all biscuits and even Ice creams must be off the shelves of all stores by mid day today.
This will not include Communion wafers pre transubstantiation as they are considered fat free.
PLEASE MIND YOUR LANGUAGE, many small children will be reading this tragic news this morning.
More at EUdirect.com I hope the link works, please post updates as you hear them, I will be showing this thread to my son and his friends to help them to grasp what has happened.