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    Waki Leak: Enda Kenny address to the nation

    He's been on Netflix again

    My fellow Irish men

    I don't know what to say really.
    three days
    to the biggest battle of our economic lives
    all comes down to the next IMF visit.
    Either
    we heal
    as a nation
    or we are going to crumble.
    Day by Day
    bill by bill
    till we're finished.
    We are in hell right now, gentlemen
    believe me
    and
    we can stay here
    and get the ************************ kicked out of us
    or
    we can fight our way
    back into the light.
    We can climb out of hell.
    One anglo bondholder, at a time.

    Now I can't do it for you.
    I'm too old.
    I look around and I see these young faces
    and I think
    I mean
    I made every wrong choice a middle age man could make.
    I uh....
    I pissed away all your money
    believe it or not.
    I chased off
    anyone who has ever voted for me.
    And lately,
    I can't even stand the election poster i use as a mirror.

    You know when you get old in life
    things get taken from you.
    That's, that's part of life.
    But,
    you only learn that when you start losing stuff.
    You find out that life is just a game of percentages
    So is sovereignty.
    Because in either game
    life or sovereignty
    the margin for error is so small.
    I mean
    one half a percent tax rise too late or to early
    you don't quite make it.
    One household charge too slow or too fast
    and you don't quite catch it.
    The percentages we need are everywhere around us.
    They are in every allowance of every old person
    every special needs assistant, every child.

    On this nation, we fight for that percentage
    On this nation, we tear ourselves, and everyone around us
    to pieces for that percentage.
    We CLAW with our finger nails for that percentage.
    Cause we know
    when we add up all those percents
    that's going to make the ************************************g difference
    between RETURNING TO THE BOND MARKETS and LOSING FACE
    between CROKE PARK and DYING.

    I'll tell you this
    in any fight
    it is the guy who is willing to die
    who is going to win that percentage.
    And I know
    if I am going to have any pension anymore
    it is because, I am still willing to fight, and die for that percentage
    because that is what PENSIONS are
    The six figure lumpsum payments and goldwatches.

    Now I can't make you do it.
    You gotta look at the guy next to you.
    Look into his eyes.
    Now I think you are going to see a guy who will go that percent with you.
    You are going to see a guy
    who will sacrifice himself for this nation
    because he knows when it comes down to it,
    you are gonna do the same thing for him.

    That's a nation, gentlemen
    and either we heal now, as a nation,
    or we will die as a community.
    That's sovereignty guys.
    That's all it is.
    Now, whattaya gonna do
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    I don't know if this is real, or a joke, but it is feck'n brilliant

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    Well said my friend. !!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheWhiteknight View Post
    Well said my friend. !!!
    Enda Kenny is now plagiarizing Al Pacino in Any Given Sunday.
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