The Generic Politics.ie Thread

[Mountaintop]

This post will have a series of poignant criticisms of 'the elite' and ask many over-simplified questions about life's inequities.....and will also unintentionally answer the question 'why do I not have a girlfriend?'

[antiestablishmentarian]

This post will be a reference to some obscure Orange Hall/Catholic Church (delete/ insert as appropriate) having a window broken by 'themmuns' in North-Eastern Leitrim in the middle of the 19th century and how this proves the other side are bent on eradicating their community, which is of course blameless.

This post will counter that accusation, citing some obscure newspaper or buffoonish character from the other side as proof that the other side really is fascist.

[gatsbygirl20]

This poster is about to loose there/theyre/(whatever) mind reading the same posts about this dam gombeen kip of a place where any won with any smarts or edukation like me, has left and will never return, so the rest of ye with no skills can keep postin hear to your harts content.
Australia and Canada are kryin out for peeple with my skills, like i always say, its the brightest and best who leave.....How can ye not kill yerselves, youre/your (whatever) such a crowd of sheeple, brain-washed sad gombeens...

I blame the teechers. their/there/theyre (whatever) not fit for porpoise

[CookieMonster]

This post will be an excessively long, and likely fictional, anecdote involving the mention of several politicians from the recent past, the inclusion and blame for an event related to the OP by the author on Sinn Fein, an in-passing mention of an elderly relative who brought something to the author's attention and will finish with a brief, snide, jab at anybody who may disagree with the contentions of the author.

[between the bridges]

This post will counter that accusation, citing some obscure newspaper or buffoonish character from the other side as proof that the other side really is fascist.

this post will ramble on but in essence that post says what this post would have said if that post hadn’t already said what this post would have said...

[between the bridges]

This poster is about to loose there/theyre/(whatever) mind reading the same posts about this dam gombeen kip of a place where any won with any smarts or edukation like me, has left and will never return, so the rest of ye with no skills can keep postin hear to your harts content.
Australia and Canada are kryin out for peeple with my skills, like i always say, its the brightest and best who leave.....How can ye not kill yerselves, youre/your (whatever) such a crowd of sheeple, brain-washed sad gombeens...

I blame the teechers. their/there/theyre (whatever) not fit for porpoise

this post will tell you to go wash the dishes...

[Doodah]

Meh.
This post will announce it's superiority.

[Houyhnhnm]

Time for the obligatory Obama is a socialist/fascist/capitalist/Democrat (delete as applicable) post that doesn't engage whatsoever with the topic.

[Impartial_Eclipse]

This post will be a reference to some obscure Orange Hall/Catholic Church (delete/ insert as appropriate) having a window broken by 'themmuns' in North-Eastern Leitrim in the middle of the 19th century and how this proves the other side are bent on eradicating their community, which is of course blameless.

This post will be a whiny rebuttal citing a similar but counterpointing incident initiated by the other side that - having occurred oooh, about 300 years prior to the one mentioned above - may be used to excuse these actions.

[Mountaintop]

[QUOTE=Impartial_Eclipse;4877501]This post will be a whiny rebuttal citing a similar but counterpointing incident initiated by the other side that - having occurred oooh, about 300 years prior to the one mentioned above - may be used to excuse these actions


This post will demonstate I'm new here, and not sure how the quote function works.