Tony Blair started jogging near his home in Chequers. Every day, he'd
jog past a prostitute standing on the corner of the lane. He learned to
brace himself as he approached her for what was almost certain to follow.

"Fifty pounds!" she'd shout.

"No! Five pounds!" Tony would fire back.

This ritual between Tony and the prostitute became a daily occurrence. He'd
run by and she'd yell, "Fifty pounds!" He'd yell back, "Five pounds!"

One day, Cherie decided that she wanted to accompany her husband on his jog.

As the jogging couple neared the working woman's corner, Tony realised
she'd bark her £ 50 offer and Cherie would wonder what he'd really been
doing on all his past outings. He figured he'd better have a darn good
explanation for the 'Boss'

As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, Tony
became even more apprehensive than usual. Sure enough, there was the prostitute.

Tony tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair jog past.

Then, from the pavement, the prostitute yelled,

"See what a fiver gets you!!!"