Half-full or half-empty?

[farnaby]

Labour: the glass is half empty

PD: the glass is half-full

FF: the glass will be full after we win the election

FG: whether the glass is half-full or half-empty FF is to blame

Sinn Fein: partition is the root cause of the two half-empty glasses

Greens: we should only use one quarter of a glass to meet our needs


The electorate: I ordered a pint

[Jomo Kenyatta]

RSF refuses to recognise either glass or their illegitimate contents. The only authorised vessel is the sacred jamjar of the Republic, preserved since the second Dail.

[gaelach]

RSF refuses to recognise either glass or their illegitimate contents. The only authorised vessel is the sacred jamjar of the Republic, preserved since the second Dail.

[Getoutandvote]

very good

[hughj]

you forgot Fine Gael, their glass is broken

[alonso]

surely the PD glass is so devoid of liquid as to question the necessity for a 2nd glass on the table beside the FF one at all?

[ibis]

SWP: all your glasses are belong to the people

[hughj]

DUP:we will not produce our glass untill Sinn Fein turns on the tap

[Jomo Kenyatta]

INLA...half-empty glass provokes fued, over faction responsible for next round.

[irishpeoplearewhingers]

Socialists: We believe in a glassless society.