Mrs. Clause?

[jonna]

Coming up to christmas and I remembered a debate in my UNI way back then...The topic of the debate was "Is Mrs Clause a Subordinate clause?"
What do you think?

jonna

[zakalwe]

..and thats why law and humour should not mix!

[Wolverine]

There is no Mrs Claus. After all, what kind of a woman would be satisfied with a man who comes but once a year?

[zoinks]

he has a huge sack, that has to be unloaded once a year, poor miss's clause

[Wolverine]

Yeah, but when he does come, he comes down the chimney.

Anyhow who is to say he's not a closet gay? He spends most of his time in the company of elves and faries and the like, not to mention looking up Rudolph's arse on Christmas night.

[jonna]

There is no Mrs Claus. After all, what kind of a woman would be satisfied with a man who comes but once a year?

I heard that he had a conversation with her about philosophy and metaphysics.. He ranted for hours about objectivity versus subjectivity etc.......At the end of his rant, she replied in a confused manner "come again"

jonna