Check out if you really are Kevin Myers or just a two bit racist contrarian....
Further confirmation of your own prejudices available here
An Cruiskeen Lawnmower
.....and here
- View topic - An Cruiskeen Lawnmower - Issue 4
Check out if you really are Kevin Myers or just a two bit racist contrarian....
Further confirmation of your own prejudices available here
An Cruiskeen Lawnmower
.....and here
- View topic - An Cruiskeen Lawnmower - Issue 4
If you want a laugh.........
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Myers is a bitter plasticpaddy
Are YOU Kevin Myers?......
i thought this was going to be some Kafkaesque horror.
IS there any political party with the balls to put a bill out saying its not illegal to rape Kevin Mayers?
Is there any truth to this "dumped by a Republican" thing?
Or is it just an urban myth?
(To be sung to the tune of 'The Camptown Races')
Song for Kevin Myers (What About the IRA?)
Who cheered on the Baghdad scorch?
I did. I did.
Shock and Awe it lit my torch,
Go USA!
Who likes bombs on Arab heads?
I do. I do.
Mothers, children ripped to shreds.
But what about the IRA?
Chorus: I drench my page with bloody ink,
Filthy words all the way,
Raise a glass as the bodies start to stink.
But what about the IRA?
Who says it�s fab to shoot a Prisoner of War?
I do. I do.
Splatter that mosque with brains and gore.
But what about the IRA?
Who creamed his pants when Iraqis smashed like eggs?
I did. I did.
Now they have no arms and they have no legs.
But what about the IRA?
Chorus: Now lets all bomb Iran,
Turn life into decay,
Sizzle Arabs in the pan.
But what about the IRA?
Who screamed that Guantanamo proves your sin?
I did. I did.
They�re all f**king terrorists by the colour of their skin.
But what about the IRA?
Who whips up fears about the Muslims here?
I do. I do.
Saying they�ll kill our women and ban our beer.
But what about the IRA?
Chorus: Who kicked the gypos into touch?
No caravans on display,
Filthy beggars want too much.
But what about the IRA?
Who supports the Cheney cause?
I do. I do.
Any lie he tells gets my applause.
But what about the IRA?
Who opposes violence then preaches might?
I do. I do.
Murder�'s wrong except when it�s right.
But what about the IRA?
Chorus: I�'ve never walked on the knife,
Cheered from the sidelines all my day.
Just got off on war all my life,
And wrote about the IRA.
What was the name of that Tricky song again ?, 'making me famous'.
"I put down the welter of corruption in Irish politics to Burke's escape from retribution after that exposure in 1974. It gave everybody in the game a licence to steal."
- Joe MacAnthony