it was revealed today that Iris Robinson, member of both the Westminster parliament and Northern Ireland Assembly, was unfaithful to her husband, leader of the right wing Democratic Unionist Party (DUP) and Northern first minister, Peter Robinson. Naturally the press is having a field day, especially given that the Robinsons are born-again Christians and Iris Robinson is on the public record as saying that gays can be ‘cured.’ Schadenfreude is a powerful emotion, but the question of politics is more important than any glee one may be tempted to feel regarding Iris Robinson’s breaking god’s commandments.
Unfortunately, the one rumour that would have been actual news has proven to be untrue: Peter Robinsion did not resign his position as first minister.
In fact, the rumour mill had been running in overdrive for days, reaching a crescendo today when the idea that Robinson had decided to resign his post started spreading among journalists. This may have been mere speculation or it may have been have been kite-flying from within Robinson’s party – at this stage is is impossible to say.
True, had Peter Robinson resigned and had this precipitated an election, Sinn Féin may well have ended-up as the largest party in the Assembly, thus shifting the balance in favour of Irish republicanism for the first time in Northern Ireland’s history. Alas, this did not happen and we will have to wait and see if the threat from the ultra-right wing Traditional Unionist Voice and the reinvigorated Ulster Unionist Party (UUP) will see off the DUP’s reign of torpor.
There is one pressing matter, though, that far outweighs the difficulties facing Robinson, at home or in work: election or no election, the Assembly doesn’t work – and probably never will.
The fact is, Northern Ireland is a failed political entity. This is not about ‘Brits Out’ sloganeering, rather it is a simply a case of facing up to reality. The Assembly, created under the rubric of the so-called Good Friday Peace Agreement, is actually a divisive institution that, in its current incarnation at least, is utterly incapable of governing. Not only is there the perennial problem that every election is a border poll, there is also the fact that the two leading parties, the DUP and Sinn Féin, are both bowing under the weight of their own internal contradictions. Both are being set-upon by former members who use their own past rhetoric to undermine attempts toward peaceful accommodation.