If you happen to be on Mars this Friday, you can watch the movie for free 4 minutes after they beam this thing up. Beats going to the theaters with all those cell phones and crying babies, right?
Fox Releasing "The Day the Earth Stood Still" in Space
Originally Posted by theparadigmshift
Babies have a human right to cry in cinemas in Ireland, according to the Equality Tribunal. I don't know what the legal situation is on Mars.
Ruling forces cinema to end baby ban - News, frontpage - Kerryman.ie
Charge parents full price for everyone who goes in may change the babies going into cinema.
Babies on Mars are given a free milkyway,star bar and the traditional Mars bar before entering the show it helps keep them quiet.As you may know Mars being of higher intelligence also allow Babies to vote and have a representative in Parliament he is 'Cornetto' babies continuously vote for Ice Cream,because...it makes them happy.
What, no popcorn?
What about their Martian Rights?
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