Martin McGuiness and space debris

[Heligoland]

NASA reported today that parts of one its vehicles will fall to earth, presenting a clear danger to life and the existence of human civilization, later today. This is clearly the fault of Martin McGuinness.

All those satellites were sent up while he was in the IRA, and he has repeatedly failed to acknowledge his role in the space race.

He should come clean and tell us exactly where the debris will land, and compensate the victims, before the election campaign can continue.

It sickens me and all right thinking people that McGuinness can possibly campaign while his role in launching things into the upper atmosphere is still unclear.

[Kev408]

He also caused the tsunami, Aldershots defeat to MK Dons, the economic crisis and my lunch-time coffee being cold. I say vote for...eh...someone else cos someone else did good stuff somewhere...once..the Olympics...whatever.

[hedzog]

NASA reported today that parts of one its vehicles will fall to earth, presenting a clear danger to life and the existence of human civilization, later today. This is clearly the fault of Martin McGuinness.

All those satellites were sent up while he was in the IRA, and he has repeatedly failed to acknowledge his role in the space race.

He should come clean and tell us exactly where the debris will land, and compensate the victims, before the election campaign can continue.

It sickens me and all right thinking people that McGuinness can possibly campaign while his role in launching things into the upper atmosphere is still unclear.

martin mcguinness and the IRA were involved in the firing of a sam 7 missile at a British army helicopter in 1974 which missed , this sam has been flying around in space since then and is responsible for bringing down this satellite , the IRA very much regrets this incident

[revolution]

I wish i could spontaneously combust with all these mc gin threads

[ellie08]

Glad ye find murder so amusing.

[Ex celt]

He also caused the tsunami, Aldershots defeat to MK Dons, the economic crisis and my lunch-time coffee being cold. I say vote for...eh...someone else cos someone else did good stuff somewhere...once..the Olympics...whatever.

If it hits him it will be NASA collusion with the securocrats....We can only hope and pray

[Cassandra Syndrome]

I also suspect that he was involved in the extinction of the dinosaurs.

[SideysGhost]

The funniest thing about the OP is that it is hard to tell the difference between this obvious piss-take and a lot of the lunacy spouted in the last week by the establishment media (and posters on p.ie).

Such hyper-emotional loony hysteria simply cannot be caused by a largely theoretical distaste for events 30 or 40 years ago to which the poster has no actual connection and which probably happened years before they were even born. There's something a lot more fundamentally personal going on that we aren't being told, methinks.

[SideysGhost]

I also suspect that he was involved in the extinction of the dinosaurs.

Yeah like Gay Mitchell, Mickey D, Fianna Fáil...

[EvotingMachine0197]

Lol op.