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    Stroke of genius by the HSE!!!

    How do you reach your annual target for Primary care Trusts????


    You change the criteria in YOUR favour...of course!!!!.....D'uh!!!!!!


    Irish Medical Times | News | Stroke of genius for PCT increase



    Whats that wonderful phrase about lies.....damn lies ....and statistics....no mention of how the HSE manipulate them....deserves a new phrase of its own really!!!!
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    Tantric massaging to achieve the required results

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    Its NOT what the stats say...its HOW you present the said Stats!!!!!


    ..........SIGH!!!
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    From the Irish Medical Times...

    The HSE has achieved a 28-fold increase in the number of primary care teams (PCTs) in development, with a stroke of a pen. In March, it had three PCTs in development, but increased this to 84 the following month.
    According to the latest HSE Performance Report for May 2009, there are now 88 teams in development — 88 per cent of the annual target and a 4 per cent increase on the April position.

    The secret to this turnaround is a simple redefinition of ‘in development’...
    What a bunch of twats!!
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    Unbelievable. Well spotted OP.

    Whoever changed the definition of "in development" should be outed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spidermom View Post
    How do you reach your annual target for Primary care Trusts????


    You change the criteria in YOUR favour...of course!!!!.....D'uh!!!!!!


    Irish Medical Times | News | Stroke of genius for PCT increase



    Whats that wonderful phrase about lies.....damn lies ....and statistics....no mention of how the HSE manipulate them....deserves a new phrase of its own really!!!!
    Good post.

    The HSE has form for this sort of thing. Some time ago they redefined how waiting time would be measured so as to produce an entirely false picture.

    HSE stats are as honest and accurate as Seanie Fitz balance sheets.
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    What is a primary care team anyway?

    Harney said they solve everything - care in the community reducing the need for expensive hospital beds.

    Sounds good!

    The reality seems to be HSE pays big rent to building owner (FF supporter - couldn't be!) for premises for the team. Local GP(s) move from existing surgery into centre - increase in rent leads to increase in normal fees. Non medical card holders pay the GP as they always did.

    Access to other medical professionals in the 'team' like the physio unclear for non medical card holders. My local 'team' referred me to HSE as they were unclear. HSE would not provide a 'yes' or ''no' answer - it is based on medical need!

    There is no difficulty accessing care in the community if you can pay - what do these teams add to local healthcare except a nice rent for the owners of the buildings in which they are located/

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    You generally get what you pay for.

    This is what you get when you pay managers to manage managers managing managers.
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    Team in general is a group of people with same goal, same training system, interplay, working together at same time to achieve an end goal

    No what is planned here at all

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