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    Mr. Bumble Mr. Bumble is offline
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    Fellatio for a healthy heart and nutrition.

    An early Christmas present for the ladies! Semen has been proven to have many health benefits including protection against heart disease, breast cancer and is a natural antidepressant. Semen 'Is Good For Your Health And Helps Fight Depression' Wow!

    For years, no doubt, the pharmaceutical industry has been surreptitiously discrediting oral sex in an attempt to suppress this fantastic news for women. Shame on them.

    Apart from its amazing immune boosting properties, when taken orally, semen is the perfect vitamin and mineral supplement! Just look at what you get: Fructose, ascorbic acid, zinc, protein, calcium, citric acid, magnesium, vitamin B!2, phosphorous, potassium, nitrogen and other nutrients. Best of all - it's 100% natural with no additives! It's almost too good to be true, isn't it ladies?

    So, this Christmas, why bother having your man trudge around the shops looking for that perfect present? Ask him if he wouldn't mind staying at home, feeding himself and resting his body so that he can produce good quality sperm to help you stay happy and healthy. If he loves you, he will give you as much of this life-giving and life-enhancing love potion as possible. However, don't tire him out, ladies, that would be selfish. So dump those antidepressants and multivitamins and get fellating!

    Now, we must not forget our gay brethern:

    Sadly, it would appear that gay men (unless they have moobs) will gain only from the nutritional benefits.

    Lesbians, it looks like you backed the wrong horse and lucked out. Still, if you ask a man very, very nicely then who knows?
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    Mackers Mackers is offline
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    Well I'm blowed!
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    Hewson Hewson is offline
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    Oh, suck off! It's Christmas.
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    Nordie Northsider Nordie Northsider is offline
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    Sounds like dodgy research. Mr Bumble, you'd swallow anything.
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    In fairness most Irish people would swallow anything.

    **SNAP**
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Bumble View Post
    An early Christmas present for the ladies! Semen has been proven to have many health benefits including protection against heart disease, breast cancer and is a natural antidepressant. Semen 'Is Good For Your Health And Helps Fight Depression' Wow!

    For years, no doubt, the pharmaceutical industry has been surreptitiously discrediting oral sex in an attempt to suppress this fantastic news for women. Shame on them.

    Apart from its amazing immune boosting properties, when taken orally, semen is the perfect vitamin and mineral supplement! Just look at what you get: Fructose, ascorbic acid, zinc, protein, calcium, citric acid, magnesium, vitamin B!2, phosphorous, potassium, nitrogen and other nutrients. Best of all - it's 100% natural with no additives! It's almost too good to be true, isn't it ladies?

    So, this Christmas, why bother having your man trudge around the shops looking for that perfect present? Ask him if he wouldn't mind staying at home, feeding himself and resting his body so that he can produce good quality sperm to help you stay happy and healthy. If he loves you, he will give you as much of this life-giving and life-enhancing love potion as possible. However, don't tire him out, ladies, that would be selfish. So dump those antidepressants and multivitamins and get fellating!

    Now, we must not forget our gay brethern:

    Sadly, it would appear that gay men (unless they have moobs) will gain only from the nutritional benefits.

    Lesbians, it looks like you backed the wrong horse and lucked out. Still, if you ask a man very, very nicely then who knows?
    Now thats quiet a mouthful.
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    Marcos the black Marcos the black is offline
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    Any mention of a healthy dosage?
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    Nordie Northsider Nordie Northsider is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by EUrJokingMeRight View Post
    In fairness most Irish people would swallow anything.

    **SNAP**
    That's an incredible meeting of minds. Do you come here often?
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    A tasteless subject.
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    Hewson Hewson is offline
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    Who'll be the first lady poster to tick you up, I wonder?
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