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    Russia: Hairdresser Turned A Would Be Robber Into Her Sex Slave

    This is one of those stories[SIZE=1]*[/SIZE]


    [SIZE=4]The Moscow Times: Hair Stylist Keeps Armed Robber as Sex Slave[/SIZE]
    In what is either the weirdest Russian crime story of the year so far or a new low in yellow crime journalism, a female hair stylist in the Kaluga region is suspected of holding an armed robber in captivity as a sex slave for two days after he unsuccessfully tried to knock over her beauty salon.
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    She tied him to the radiator with handcuffs covered in frilly pink fabric, gave him some Viagra and had her way with him several times over the next 48 hours. When she finally let him go on the evening of March 16, Viktor had been "squeezed like a lemon," Life.ru reported.
    Russia is a strange place ... either that this happened ... or that a newspaper reports it as having happened

    Why is our media so boring by comparison ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyberianpan View Post
    This is one of those stories[SIZE=1]*[/SIZE]




    Russia is a strange place ... either that this happened ... or that a newspaper reports it as having happened

    Why is our media so boring by comparison ?

    cYp
    [SIZE=1]*ask no further(though think "Freddie Star Ate My Hamster")[/SIZE]



    WISHFUL thinking me thinks CYP...and I ain't talking about the media coverage!!!
    Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
    Jim Carrey.

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    Maybe she just wanted a Brazilian?

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    cos they like to think naughtiness is the privilege of a few well connected egoists.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spidermom View Post
    WISHFUL thinking me thinks CYP...and I ain't talking about the media coverage!!!
    Hmmmm, I'm seeing a DVD on the way here... kinda like the faux snuff movies ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyberianpan View Post
    This is one of those stories[SIZE=1]*[/SIZE]




    Russia is a strange place ... either that this happened ... or that a newspaper reports it as having happened

    Why is our media so boring by comparison ?

    cYp
    [SIZE=1]*ask no further(though think "Freddie Star Ate My Hamster")[/SIZE]
    Hmmmm sounds like she's a dominatrix .... which the thief found out to their "expense"




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    Was it a "yellow crime" because she squeezed him like a lemon?

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    That's a Led Zep lyric, "Squeeze my Lemon, till the juice runs down my leg"
    Every one sees what you appear to be, few really know what you are, and those few dare not oppose themselves to the opinion of the many, who have the majesty of the state to defend them.

    - [SIZE=2]Niccolò Machiavelli[/SIZE]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bobert View Post
    That's a Led Zep lyric, "Squeeze my Lemon, till the juice runs down my leg"
    I'd even let Willie O'Dea squeeze it, if my eyes were shut and I didn't know, afteral he's got lovely litlle girly hands and a signet ring that would do it for me. (Has he got a tongue stud too?)

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    Be gone from my sight, foul wench!
    Every one sees what you appear to be, few really know what you are, and those few dare not oppose themselves to the opinion of the many, who have the majesty of the state to defend them.

    - [SIZE=2]Niccolò Machiavelli[/SIZE]

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