Come here, I'll tell you a joke...

Did you hear the one about the chinese singer, who couldnt sing?
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Did you hear the one about the chinese fireworks that were special effects?
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Did you hear the one about the Chinese space man who gave a statement from space, before his rocket took off?
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Did you hear the one about the organs being sold that seemed to appear out of no where (they are legit we promise)?
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Did you hear the one about the 16 year old Chinese gynmast who was actually 13?
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Did you hear the one about the CCP labelling truth-compassion-tolerance (Falun Gong) evil?
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Did you hear the one about the milk that has no nutricional value?
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Did you here the one about the Dumplings that were made out of cardboard?
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did you hear the one about the grass being so green in China you would swear they painted it (i swear gov, we didnt!)?
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Did you ever hear again of the earthquake that left 5 million people homeless?
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did you hear the one about the smog that disappeared mysteriously when the Chinese Communist party took responsibility for reporting its levels?
The Communists are great ones for the gags, but the west needs to stop taking them so seriously, they are only winding you up!