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    EUrJokingMeRight EUrJokingMeRight is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by wexfordman View Post
    There is an estate in Waterford city built during the tiger called beach cove.it's not a cove and not in an asses roar of a beach.

    I vote that we change the name.I don't live there,but it bugs the cral out of me.stupid frigging name !
    Do many beaches live there? Maybe they're dylsexic!
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    [QUOTE=ShoutingIsLeadership;

    Anyone fancy living on Sh1t Creek?[/QUOTE]


    Far from crazy pavements-
    The taste of silver spoons
    A clinical arrangement on a dirty afternoon
    Where the fecal germs of Mr Freud are rendered obsolete
    The legal term is null and void in the case of Beasley street

    In the cheap seats where murder breeds
    Somebody is out of breath
    Sleep is a luxury they don't need
    A sneak preview of death
    Belladonna is your flower
    Manslaughter your meat
    Spend a year in a couple of hours
    On the edge of Beasley street

    Where the action isn't
    That's where it is
    State your position
    Vacancies exist
    In an x-certificate exercise
    Ex-servicemen excrete
    Keith Joseph smiles and a baby dies
    In a box on Beasley street

    From the boarding houses and the bedsits
    Full of accidents and fleas
    Somebody gets it
    Where the missing persons freeze
    Wearing dreads mens overcoats
    You can't see their feet
    A riff- joint shuts- opens up
    Right down on Beasley street

    Cars collide colors clash
    Disaster movie stuff
    For a man with a fu- Manchu moustache
    Revenge is not enough
    There's a dead canary on a swivel seat
    There's a rainbow in the road
    Meanwhile on Beasley street
    Silence is the code

    Hot beneath the collar
    An inspector calls
    Where the perishing sink of squalor
    Impregnates the walls
    The rats have all got rickets
    They spit through broken teeth
    The name of the game is not cricket
    Caught out on Beasley street

    The hipster and his hired hat
    Drive a borrowed car
    Yellow socks and a pink cravat
    Nothing la-di-dah
    Oap-mother to be
    Watch the three piece suite
    Where ************************ stopper drains
    And crocodile skis are seen on Beasley street

    The kingdom of the blind
    A one eyed man is king
    Beauty problems are redefined
    The doorbells do not ring
    A light bulb bursts like a blister
    The only form of heat
    Here a fellow sells his sister
    Down the river on Beasley street

    The boys are on the wagon
    The girls are on the shelf
    Their common problem is
    That they're not someone else
    The dirt blows out
    The dust blows in
    You can't keep it neat
    It's a fully furnished dustbin
    Sixteen Beasley street

    Vince the aging savage
    Betrays on sign of life
    But the smell of yesterday's cabbage
    And the ghost of last years wife
    Through a constant haze
    Of deodorant sprays
    He says repeat
    Alsatians dog the dirty days
    Down the middle of Beasley street

    People turn to poison
    Quick as lager turns to piss
    Sweethearts are physically sick
    Every time they kiss
    It's a sociologists paradise
    Each day repeats
    On easy,cheesy,greasy,queasy,
    Beastly Beasley street

    Eyes dead as vicious fish
    Look around for laughs
    If I could have just one wish
    I would be a photograph
    On a permanent Monday morning
    Get lost or fall asleep
    When the yellow cats are yawning
    Around the back of Beasley street

    John Cooper Clarke.

    Edit, snap crackle and pop.
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    Apparently we're to be renamed 'Dinnyland'
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    Inspired.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ShoutingIsLeadership View Post
    Fine Gael wants to let you change your street




    It's unclear if a 'simple majority' is a numerical majority, a majority of the simple people, or if it has some other meaning, but it seems that FG will allow a majority of residents to rename their street, should they so wish.

    What think, ye all?

    Anyone fancy living on Sh1t Creek?
    Aren't we already living there?
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