The First Annual Opposition Hypocrisy Oscars

[malahide mullet]

MM: The nominations are in and the competition has been tough this year Diane

Diane: It sure has MM

MM: But enough small talk, here are the contenders

Alan Shatter for his performance in "Love all the children (unless they live in Gaza)"

Doctor James Reilly for his moving portrayal in "The Great Train Robbery (I screwed the Department of Health for Millions)"

Leo Varadkar for "Leo Varadakar"

George Lee for "Gone in 60 seconds"

The entire Labour party for "Cuts? What cuts?"

[Informer]

MM: The nominations are in and the competition has been tough this year Diane

Diane: It sure has MM

MM: But enough small talk, here are the contenders

Alan Shatter for his performance in "Love all the children (unless they live in Gaza)"

Doctor James Reilly for his moving portrayal in "The Great Train Robbery (I screwed the Department of Health for Millions)"

Leo Varadkar for "Leo Varadakar"

George Lee for "Gone in 60 seconds"

The entire Labour party for "Cuts? What cuts?"

Christ, and I though FG were the only ones who suffered from a lack of good humour. not even remotely funny.

Take it down, and stop making a fool of yourself.

[malahide mullet]

Christ, and I though FG were the only ones who suffered from a lack of good humour. not even remotely funny.

Take it down, and stop making a fool of yourself.

I wouldn't expect you to get it old man river

[Informer]

I wouldn't expect you to get it old man river

I get it. Bout as funny as a case of genital warts.

Your a tool

[malahide mullet]

I get it. Bout as funny as a case of genital warts.

Your a tool

More comedy gold from informer

I bet you're a big hit at parties, standing in the corner talking about tax bands

[just_society2]

No worse than Eoghan Harris' infamous Twink 'Úna gan gúna' sketch I suppose.

You're not Eoghan by any chance malahide mullet?

[Greener]

Im with Informer. Embarrassingly stupid post.

I doubt Tommy Tiernan willl be quaking in his boots a the prospect of "Malahide Mullet's" Comedics. Dont quit you day job.

[malahide mullet]

No worse than Eoghan Harris' infamous Twink 'Úna gan gúna' sketch I suppose.

You're not Eoghan by any chance malahide mullet?

He has a better moustache then mine

[Digout]

"I never had any dealings in sterling" - ahern

[toxic avenger]

Is it just me or has there been a noticeable increase in FFers coming out of hiding recently? This talk of a new confidence building within the party must be true. Expect them to disappear to the hills again once the dead cat has stopped bouncing...