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Thread: "Wait a minute ……. these are FAKE hands!!"

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    "Wait a minute ……. these are FAKE hands!!"

    …..was my Jason Byrne-style reaction when I saw Fianna Fáil's latest desperate attempt to save Eoin Ryan from electoral oblivion over the weekend. He has lots of message posters saying "I'm for jobs", and soforth.

    To me it looks glaringly obvious that the photo of Ryan is the one he used on his 2004 election poster, and the "hands" holding the messages are photoshoped in. (Also, the posters are bright blue. Surprise surprise.) Did anyone else notice how blatant the hands are?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mccafferty cat View Post
    …..was my Jason Byrne-style reaction when I saw Fianna Fáil's latest desperate attempt to save Eoin Ryan from electoral oblivion over the weekend. He has lots of message posters saying "I'm for jobs", and soforth.

    To me it looks glaringly obvious that the photo of Ryan is the one he used on his 2004 election poster, and the "hands" holding the messages are photoshoped in. (Also, the posters are bright blue. Surprise surprise.) Did anyone else notice how blatant the hands are?!
    where is the photo?

    Who is Jason Byrne? Is that the Galway Garda who went rogue from the Irish security forces giving rise to the Irish equivalent of the "Bourne identity"?

    Are you obsessed with photoshop and posters?

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    Odd they didn't take advantage of PhotoShop to touch up the rest of the image, why just the hands?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mespilroadflats View Post
    Odd they didn't take advantage of PhotoShop to touch up the rest of the image, why just the hands?
    This is not a forum for lessons on Photoshop. I can assure you that there might be very valid technical reasons but if you have to ask that question you would not understand the answer!

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    Whatever.

    I've coded the odd JPG and know about SVG and other vector-based graphics and which applications handle them and raster-based pretty well.

    But examining pictures of Eoin Ryan ...

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    Some of the photoshopping on posters is mad all the same... Down here, Sen Alan Kelly is on 8 by 4 posters with all the local candidates, and you get the exact same cheesy grin from Alan, while you have a variety of different type expressions from the candidates. It's obvious that they were nowhere near each other when the pictures were taken

    The ones of him with Eamon Gilmore are the worst (i.e. most obviously done apart)

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    Quote Originally Posted by wysiwyg View Post
    Some of the photoshopping on posters is mad all the same... Down here, Sen Alan Kelly is on 8 by 4 posters with all the local candidates, and you get the exact same cheesy grin from Alan, while you have a variety of different type expressions from the candidates. It's obvious that they were nowhere near each other when the pictures were taken

    The ones of him with Eamon Gilmore are the worst (i.e. most obviously done apart)
    its funny you say that..

    I saw his posters and said.... 'I am not sure that I trust that guy'

    then I heard him on Pat Kenny and I said 'what an idiot'

    I would be surprised if the people of Munster elected him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mespilroadflats View Post
    Whatever.

    I've coded the odd JPG and know about SVG and other vector-based graphics and which applications handle them and raster-based pretty well.

    But examining pictures of Eoin Ryan ...

    Vector graphics? On a photo?

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    One of Eoin Ryan's new posters unwisely uses the word "JOBS" all on its own on the bottom line of the slogan. "Fighting for jobs" or something equally inspirational. Now if someone was to be mischevous, they might blot out the last letter (tippex or pritt-sticked white paper would do the trick) and write in the word "my" before the last word.

    I have to say, Eoin Ryan serves up some marvellous caption competition material on his website... Photos

    (No Maddy jokes, please.)

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    There's a lovely picture in there of Eoin canvassing out in Blanch with Catalpa.. see if you can spot it




    [SIZE="1"]*joke[/SIZE]

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