Where is Bertie ?

[Digout]

Could it be Bertie that logged up all those extra calls to MABS?
Do they offer advice for off shore assets as well ?

Why would he need advice about off shore assets?

[stanley]

Nobody in FF has ever lacked advice on putting money overseas, they were born to it, their developer mates have them well schooled in any new place that opens up.

[Gabha Óir]

He's in Parnell Park watchin' the Dubs

[wombat]

He's at Parnell Park

[anewbeginning]

Yes where is disgraced former Taoiseach, Bertie Ahern?

[stanley]

Yes where is disgraced former Taoiseach, Bertie Ahern?

It seems the Italian police have held him overnight and he is being done for impersonation, seems he told them he was an ex Prime Minister and demanded security and respect, they are still laughing when they saw himself and Delaney.

[Mitsui]

seems he told them he was an ex Prime Minister and demanded security and respect

See, that's where being ex-Taoiseach differs from being present Taoiseach - when Cowen demands respect there's always some public-spirited TD who'll worry all over the airwaves about his family or a crazyass zealous Garda who'll lean on a radio station without the slightest prompting from anyone at all. Now that's real respect.

Right?

[ellie08]

There has been no sign of him since he managed to skip in and out of UCD recently, the students missed, he did not even stay to register with the PPA or hang around to meet with his old College mates.
No sign of him around Paddy's day and its not like Bertie to miss out on a freebie particularly if it is Overseas, surely someone out there wants to hear of how he fooled them all with the Celtic Pussy or how he brought peace to NI on his watch.
Or was he just stuck down in Fagins perhaps having a few scopes with Ray Burke and the 3 stooges in the hope some fella might leave a newspaper on a seat with a few grand in it to pay his bills.
More than likely though he was stuck at home with the swelling and pain from the gout on the leg getting worse and the blondes would not be very sympathetic.
Bertie should attend the next Dail session and proclaim to the Nation he is giving up on his pension until he retires at least from the Dail or ends up in the Joy, whichever comes first, alternatively he could say he is signing over 50% of his pension to Grainne Carruth, remember her.

he didn't study in ucd - it was a lie.

[stanley]

he didn't study in ucd - it was a lie.

Wake up quick Ellie, someone is pulling your other leg, now have a guess where else Bertie did not attend and what associations/professional bodies he is not a member of.

He is however a member of the Mater Hospital Car Park Assoc, in fact, the sole member.

[an asal]

Oops when you lose crap don't go looking for it.