An Open Letter to President Sarkozy

[H.R. Haldeman]

Monsieur le Président,

Could I respectfully request that you keep your bloody hands off the leader of our country?

Even if it's difficult for you to control yourself, could you at least try to extend to him and the people he represents the same common courtesy I'd expect from a second-rate councillor with a third-rate record, dissatisfied constituents and a tricky re-election campaign in the offing.


Yours sincerely,

Paddy,
L'Ile derrière l'île.

[Lonewolfe]

Monsieur le Président,

Could I respectfully request that you keep your bloody hands off the leader of our country?

Even if it's difficult for you to control yourself, could you at least try to extend to him and the people he represents the same common courtesy I'd expect from a second-rate councillor with a third-rate record, dissatisfied constituents and a tricky re-election campaign in the offing.


Yours sincerely,

Paddy,
L'Ile derrière l'île.

Monsieur Paddy,

Go fu(k yorself.

Ees ass is mine and a will treat he'm ow a laik!

Président Sarcozy

[Toman13]

Monsieur le Président,

Could I respectfully request that you keep your bloody hands off the leader of our country?

Even if it's difficult for you to control yourself, could you at least try to extend to him and the people he represents the same common courtesy I'd expect from a second-rate councillor with a third-rate record, dissatisfied constituents and a tricky re-election campaign in the offing.


Yours sincerely,

Paddy,
L'Ile derrière l'île.

What a Di*khead!

[greengoose2]

Hey oh Sarko!

M. Kenny n'est pas PD il est FG! Gardez vos mains pour votre cheri!

[neiphin]

What a Di*khead!

when you are the leader of your own party ,will you go around calling people names ?
or will you spend your time kissing babies, wearing wellies at the ploughing championships, at football and soccor matches ?

[IrishTom]

Monsieur le Président,

Could I respectfully request that you keep your bloody hands off the leader of our country?

Even if it's difficult for you to control yourself, could you at least try to extend to him and the people he represents the same common courtesy I'd expect from a second-rate councillor with a third-rate record, dissatisfied constituents and a tricky re-election campaign in the offing.


Yours sincerely,

Paddy,
L'Ile derrière l'île.

That letter is a tad bit sterile for my liking, doesn't push the point home at all.

[Munnkeyman]

Monsieur Paddy,

Mais ses cheveux sont si doux et lovely, non?

Je vous présente mes sentiments respectueux,

Le Président De La République,

Nicolas Sarkozy

[IrishTom]

Monsieur Paddy,

Mais ses cheveux sont si doux et lovely, non?

Je vous présente mes sentiments respectueux,

Le Président De La République,

Nicolas Sarkozy

Et les odeurs, comme les fraises.

[wee slabber]

Monsieur le Président,

as you are Napoleonesque in votre stature, could you please keep your little hand tucked inside your coat like your diminutive predecessor?

merci,

Paddy

P.S. We in Ireland are tres sensitive about French hands since Le Bastard Henry f*cked up our World Cup!

[hiker]

When ze seagulls follow the trawler, it's because zay zink sardines will be thrown into ze sea....