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    Five Orca whales sue their owner for slavery

    Here's a story from today's Daily Telegraph that will warm the cockles of every animal rights campaigner's heart and will give the rest of us, if nothing else, food for thought and, in many instances, a good laugh.

    Extract from report: "A federal judge for the first time in U.S. history has heard arguments in a case that could determine whether animals enjoy the same constitutional protection against slavery as human beings."

    Animal rights charity PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) named five orcas as plaintiffs in the case. The plaintiffs' lawyer acknowledged the case was on the frontier of civil rights.

    The report goes on: - "SeaWorld's attorney Theodore Shaw called the lawsuit a waste of the court's time and resources. He said it defies common sense and goes against 125 years of case law applied to the Constitution's 13th amendment that prohibits slavery between humans."With all due respect, the court does not have the authority to even consider this question," Shaw said, adding later: "Neither orcas nor any other animal were included in the 'We the people' ... when the Constitution was adopted." He then goes on to rule otherwise would cause chaos with implications for, for example, explosive sniffing dogs, etc.

    Read more: Animal charity sues SeaWorld on behalf of five 'slave' whales - Telegraph

    There is also a report of the case in the Irish Examiner.
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    We will end up liberally thinking ourselves to extinction
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    Now that is one Court TV show that I would watch. 5 whales giving sworn evidence...

    Is Dido their translator?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrFunkyBoogaloo View Post
    Is Dido their translator?
    Dylan Moran claims its Enya!
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    I'd like to see the instructions the whales gave their lawyer...
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    Apparently when they got their bill you could hear the noise oceans away...

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    Is the case as black and white as they say?
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    These whales are Killers. Their whole case is blubber and they are spouting out their blow holes.
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    The whole thing is a fishing expedition, they'll trawl through the evidence hoping to land something.

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    Thats mental Ted.

    I'm away to the abattoir in Kildare town to see if there's any lambs or cows looking for legal representation!
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