Phil Hogan announces that the evoting machines are officially for sale

[flavirostris]

have them ground up into brillo pads and then shipped to Noel Dempsey & Martin Cullen

[JimComic]

can space invaders or pacman be installed in them? if so i might get one for it's retro-stylee vibe

[hammer]

Its a great idea. Some of the landlords are obviously charging rent per evoting machine. Sell or destroy.

I`ll buy one.............€100

[EUrJokingMeRight]

Sufferin cats,

Nice negotiation tactics there phil,

Voting machines for sale, no reserve price, btw, we're not expecting any offers, we will prob have to pay someone to take them away,

But do make your best offer,



Fck me, What a twit,


I'll offer 1 euro phil, ye big eegit!

But these guys are also negotiating on our behalf with the Troika!

We're fupped!

[loner]

Fianna Fail should buy them.

But b only for the price that we paid for them--maybe Demsey Cullen and Bertie should be given them at the price we paid for them ,the cost being deducted from their pensions

[hammer]

2,142 hand trollies

FFS there is only 7,500 machines.

They could have been sold to An Post / Primeline etc........years ago.

[drummed]

Its a great idea. Some of the landlords are obviously charging rent per evoting machine. Sell or destroy.

I`ll buy one.............€100

We're well on the way. All we need now is another 7499 gullible idiots!

[Ribeye]

Apparently they make passable chess opponents:



Dutch voting machines hacked to play chess -- Engadget

I still can't beat my bleeding toaster, no way I'm takin on one of those!

[loner]

I am having my bathroom rejigged at the moment--could one be used as a pissoir so that every time I use it I could be pissing on Fianna Fail

[hammer]

Every day I`ll have a reminder of how DELUDED Fianna FAIL destroyed the economy

€51m .....................sure in the general scheme of things its not that important an amount