Huge asteroid will pass closer to Earth than the moon on Tuesday 8th Nov 2011

[Jackass]

Look on the bright side if they have their calculations wrong then we won't have to worry about the Department of Finance or the upcoming budget. Every cloud (or asteroid) has a silver lining.

Yeah, it might land in Mayo,

[Munnkeyman]

Speak for yourself, I am immortal until proven otherwise

There can only be one.

[jo9jo]

Yeah, it might land in Mayo,

...and Mickey Ring will get a grant to build an interpretation centre for the tourists

[H.R. Haldeman]

Some day far in the future the universe will have expanded so much that an alien race reaching human levels of intelligence will no longer be able to see any of it. It will be too far away ever to detect, no matter how great the genius of the race in question. They can only ever know so much about the origins of the universe and themselves. And then, the information just runs out.

And so, the destiny of the universe - inevitably and unavoidably - is ignorance. A big, black, dark, cold place full of ignorance. Which is probably as depressing a thing as you could ever know.

[Glucose]

Dave is being quiet


Cue p.ie conspiracies coming up.

[Munnkeyman]

Some day far in the future the universe will have expanded so much that an alien race reaching human levels of intelligence will no longer be able to see any of it. It will be too far away ever to detect, no matter how great the genius of the race in question. They can only ever know so much about the origins of the universe and themselves. And then, the information just runs out.

And so, the destiny of the universe - inevitably and unavoidably - is ignorance. A big, black, dark, cold place full of ignorance. Which is probably as depressing a thing as you could ever know.

Ahh now, happy thoughts, we'll all be dead before then.

[Tea Party Patriot]

Some day far in the future the universe will have expanded so much that an alien race reaching human levels of intelligence will no longer be able to see any of it. It will be too far away ever to detect, no matter how great the genius of the race in question. They can only ever know so much about the origins of the universe and themselves. And then, the information just runs out.

And so, the destiny of the universe - inevitably and unavoidably - is ignorance. A big, black, dark, cold place full of ignorance. Which is probably as depressing a thing as you could ever know.

Well cheer everybody up, why not.

[Truth.ie]

Some day far in the future the universe will have expanded so much that an alien race reaching human levels of intelligence will no longer be able to see any of it. It will be too far away ever to detect, no matter how great the genius of the race in question. They can only ever know so much about the origins of the universe and themselves. And then, the information just runs out.

And so, the destiny of the universe - inevitably and unavoidably - is ignorance. A big, black, dark, cold place full of ignorance. Which is probably as depressing a thing as you could ever know.

Yeah. Never mind that. Who'll be sitting in the Aras when this all happens?

[Munnkeyman]

Yeah. Never mind that. Who'll be sitting in the Aras when this all happens?

Munnkeys will, one day, rule the World. The Áras is only a sideshow to keep Chimps happy.

[johnny365]

Im sure the United Loon Alliance will hold a protest against the Asteroid!!!!