What, you thought they'd be a bullet-point list nicely laid out!
This is over to anyone who can contribute - right now i think a vote for FF is like backing a 3 legged horse in the grand national - convince me i'm wrong?
What, you thought they'd be a bullet-point list nicely laid out!
This is over to anyone who can contribute - right now i think a vote for FF is like backing a 3 legged horse in the grand national - convince me i'm wrong?
You're completely wrong. Here's ten reasons.
1. "They're a great bunch of lads, so they are"
2. "My father voted for them"
3. "And my mother"
4. "And my grandparents"
5. "We've always been a Fianna Fail family"
6. "My local FF TD sorted me out with a passport back in 1998"
7. "Sure, better the devil you know"
8. "They're a great bunch of lads"
9. "Ah Jaysis, sure you know where you stand with them"
10. "Did I mention, they're a great bunch of lads?"
Bertie is a great chap, man of the people and goes to mass.
- They are the best of a bad lot.
- The other crowd wouldn't do any better.
- It's due to external economic downturn.
We'll build 30 new schools.
- We protect the most vulnerable
We take tough decisions
- We work in the background while the electorate go on holidays
- We don't drink or swear, especially our "ladies".
- It is important to say that we are going forward.
1 You should vote FF because Greed is Good, and banks deserve the massive amounts of our money that they've gotten.
2 You should vote FF because it's a comfort to know that FF have always put the country before political considerations
3 You are religiously insane. You want people jailed for expressing contrary views on an invisible man in the sky
4 You should vote FF because they'll never ever let the banks or the property developers down.
5 You are a greedy. Why should you care about the infrastructure, schools or health.
6 Because FF have some lovely girls in the party who make lovely tea
7 You are plain and simply an idiot.
8 The size of women's feet.
9 There is no eight reason.
10 Enda Kenna
Last edited by Andrew49; 17th May 2009 at 12:25 PM. Reason: Balancing the editing!
I've spoke to a few people who are still going to vote FF in a few weeks and the main reasons are
1. FG
2. Enda Kenny
3. They voted FF all their lives
1) Biffo
2) Bertie
3) Cullen
4) Tricky Mickey
5) Hannafin
6) Wee Willie
7) Dempsey
8) FF-Lite (formerly the Greens)
8 1/2) Shay 'Aaaaaaaah' Brennan
9) Harney (will she ever just go away to her directorships in private healthcare)
10) I could go on and on and on
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tonys to cactus flower (on Machine Nation )
"ah gawan - give us an aul vote and I'll make you a cup of tea later".