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    Michael O'Leary New Boss To Be at The HSE

    Can anyone confirm the rumour that if returned to government, Labour will axe Pr. Drumm and hire Ryanair gaffer Michael O'Leary as the new boss at the HSE on a multi-million euro contract? As an attempt to transform the Irish health service?

    ...Who knows we could be being sold scratch cards in A'n'E units??

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    What the hell made you think Labour would hire Michael O'Leary?

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    I don't believe it is true but I wish it were, I don't think he would require a multi million contract just the satisfaction of showing up the incompitence of the establishment.

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    O'Leary's first move. Introduce a bring your own bed or pay extra policy.
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    He'd install a credit card reader at every drip and oxygen supply, you'd have to buy your own food (at exorbitant prices), and the toilets would be charge-by-use. Typical PD stuff: cheap at initial glance, but unless you're very careful, you're fu$ked.

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    Been done.
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