The solution to the economic crisis!

[captainslow2009]

The solution to the economic crisis!


Dear Mr. Cowen

Please find below my suggestion for fixing Irelands economy.

Instead of giving Seven Billion Euro's to Anglo Irish Bank who will
squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the
following plan.

You can call it the Republican Retirement Plan:

There are about 1 million people over 50 in the work force. Pay them 7
million Euro apiece severance for early retirement with the following
stipulations:

1) They MUST retire. One million job openings - Unemployment fixed

2) They MUST= buy a new car. One million cars ordered - Auto Industry
fixed

3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage - Housing
Crisis
fixed

4) They MUST send their kids to school/college/university - Crime rate
fixed

5) They MUST buy 100 Euro of alcohol/tobacco a week .....and there's
your
money back in duty/tax etc

It can't get any easier than that!

P.S. If more money is needed, have all members of government pay back
their
falsely claimed expenses and allowances

[odie1kanobe]

Jeebus

With economic thinking I wouldn't put you in charge of a paper round.

[Wakeupcall]

I want a million... My DOB is 1984

I promise to buy a ferrari. Problem solved.

[DCon]

How about

They MUST set up an Irish car company, employ thousands, and each MUST purchase a car from this company. Keep all the car money in the country.

[sheedy's left peg]

7 billion split between a million people works out at 7 grand each!! where would the rest of the cash come from??

where you any good at maths in school??

[Furze]

The solution to the economic crisis!
There are about 1 million people over 50 in the work force. Pay them 7
million Euro apiece severance for early retirement with the following
stipulations:

Your a bit short to fund this scheme - I think about 6,993 billion, but open to correction - but I like your lucid thinking.